Always loved this Halloween bumper from Cartoon Network. When you think about it, those two mice were always pretty damn scary.
It was a scaaary night for trivia but a boo-tiful crowd of Quizlings – yeah, okay, I’ll stop that now. It’s even getting on my nerves.
It was an All Hallow’s Eve Eve trivia night. Thanks to all who came out to play. A few even in costume (yip yip).
Next week begins Newbvember! Bring a newbie with you to play and get a raffle ticket (the newb gets one too). There will be a raffle each week for a lovely gift card. Spread the word.
This week, we savored flavors of the season (PSL, anyone?), waited in the most sincere pumpkin patch and got the lowdown on Pierre Delecto. Plus there was this Halloween memory…
Now let’s meet the teams that came to play. How’d you do?
‘Ween Fever | 68 |
Pennywise, Clown Foolish | 66 |
Legend/Tiegen 2020 | 65 |
We DO Want Candy, Barbara | 63 |
Houston Trashtros | 63 |
Losers | 61 |
Night Meryl On Elm Streep | 61 |
Ghost Bethsters | 59 |
Trick Or Trivia | 59 |
Chris’ New Sweater | 55 |
It’s Been Ukraining All Day | 52 |
Throw The Dog A Bone Spur | 51 |
Goal: Not Last | 48 |
Daddy Dragon 39 | 47 |
Donald Trumpkin | 46 |
Trump’s Baghdaddy Issues | 38 |
Gordo’s Crew | 32 |
Like I said: I love Halloween! It’s the most wonderful time of the year (in spite of what you may have heard in popular song). But like soap on your windows and TP in your yard, there are always things that can dampen your holiday spirits. Kinda like a rotten apple lurking amongst the Romes in your bobbing tub, here are TEN MORE BAD THINGS ABOUT HALLOWEEN.
Candy Corn. I come not to bury candy corn but to praise it. Why people want to turn this delicious confection into the fruit cake of All Hallow’s Eve is beyond me. There’s tons of worse candy out there – Now And Laters, Necco Wafers, Nik-L-Nips and black licorice – to hate on. Stop with the candy corn defamation.
Frankenberry and Count Chocula. These cereals rule. Yet they are only available during the Halloween season. Why, General Mills? Why? These breakfast monster cereals should be available ALL YEAR ROUND!!! (more…)
Don’t get me wrong. I love Halloween! The candy, the costumes… well, hey, that’s pretty much enough to make a party in my book. But like any party, all it takes is one gropey uncle or one spiked punch bowl to make it a miserable experience. So that’s why I think it’s important to take note of what ruins a good Halloween. Like the Special Dark lurking in a bag of Hershey’s miniatures, here are the 13 WORST THINGS ABOUT HALLOWEEN.
TV episodes where all the people have costumes far cooler and more expensive than real folks would ever have. It’s a cool sitcom contrivance: the high school, college or office Halloween party. It’s topical and can get you a decent promotional push. But almost every time, the attendees are depicted wearing get-ups that would make even the late Stan Winston envious. Theatrical make-up, tailor-made costumes. In real life, it takes lots of time and money to make a really good Halloween costume. And I’m not talking about taping some candy wrappers and a soda cup to your shirt and going as a movie theatre floor. Something really cool can cost you big bucks or a good weekend or two if you’re making it yourself. And yet every Saved By The Bell and 90210 has these kids running around dressed up like they’ve spent eight hours in the make-up trailer preparing to be an extra in Lord of the Rings. (more…)
Thanks to all the Quizlings who came out to play this week. Reminder that next week will be an All Hallow’s Eve Eve Extravaganza. The following week, we’ll kick off Newbvember – bring a newbie with you to play Wednesday Night Trivia during November and you’ll both get entered into a weekly raffle. We’ll throw some gift cards your way and maybe some other stuff, who knows? The point is: spread the word and bring those newbies in Newbvember!
This week, there was pachyderm royalty, little Latin grapes and lachrymatory tunes. Plus there was this moving musical moment…
Now let’s see the team rankings for the week. How’d you do?
Baking Soda Bonanza | 70 |
60 Is Just A Number … a Really BIG Number | 69 |
Happy Birthday, Matt | 67 |
Squid Crow Flow | 63 |
Who Is John Bercow? | 61 |
Whatever Floats Your Goat | 60 |
My Favorite Fall Outfit Is Har-Vest | 59 |
Southpoint Break | 57 |
The Plumpkins | 57 |
Did We Just Give New Mexico Back? | 55 |
Queen | 54 |
Prestige Worldwide | 50 |
Spooky Season | 45 |
Dynomight | 31 |
Gordo’s Crew | 30 |
It was summer of 1989 and I’m at my friend Eric’s birthday party. I liked Eric; he had a hot mom. And so, for his birthday, his hot mom took about a half dozen of us kids out for pizza and a movie. I wanted to see Ghostbusters II because that first one was so awesome (at the very least, maybe that new Batman thing people were talking about) … only I got overruled and outvoted and we ended up seeing Troop Beverly Hills at the dollar cinema, an experience I only barely survived by rooting for the Red Feathers, the rival scout group.
Seriously! Troop Beverly Hills! How awful is that!
Eric’s hot mom didn’t even sit with us.
Five Signs Your Gardener Hates You
Hedges trimmed into shape of a middle finger
Your koi pond is full of piranha
“Flowers” look suspiciously like poison ivy
Grass hasn’t been mowed since the Reagan administration
All the fertilizer he uses is his own
Five Deadly Sandwiches
BLT-IED
Peanut butter and gelignite
Semiautomatic shawarma
Tuna fission bomb
Sloppy OJ
Five Ridiculous Stereotypes
Norwegians are the worst forklift operators in the world
Kalahari Bushmen can’t parallel park worth a damn
Buddhist monks think renter’s insurance is a rip off
Virgos will make dentist appointments and cancel them at the last minute
Mimes smell like sweat and peppermint
Five TV Jobs I Think I’d Hate
Bus driver (Ralph Kramden, The Honeymooners)
Shoe salesman (Al Bundy, Married… with Children)
Butcher (Sam, The Brady Bunch)
Propane salesman (Hank Hill, King of the Hill)
Real Housewife (any location)
Five Really Bad Reasons to Donate a Kidney
Someone triple dog dared you
Thought it was a good idea after about 80 beers
Horoscope said, “Give of yourself today.”
Wanted to impress Jodie Foster
Gall bladder and kidney couldn’t co-exist peacefully – and one had to go!
Man, I love my Quizlings! You guys never cease to surprise me. Last week, we had a four-way tie for first; this week, we had a four-way tie for third place! Very close game, no matter how you slice it.
Remember: November is Newbvember! Bring a newbie to play our brand of triviawesomness and there could be prizes in store. Also, bonus hint: keep in mind any hall of fame that has nominees or inductees is fair game. (Personal note: the word and and an & mean the same thing.)
This week, we attended a mad tea party, celebrated women in Hollywood and roomed with Paddington. Also, there was this seasonal tune …
Now, check out the team rankings for the week. We’ll do it again in sebben.
My Team Has Deserted Me | 67 |
Wasted Potential | 66 |
The Grouches | 65 |
James and the Pro China Speech | 65 |
Josh Isn’t Here To Edit Down Our Team Name. Sorry! | 65 |
Retiring On Our Trivia Winnings | 65 |
Laura Joins AARP | 64 |
Mao ZeBron | 63 |
A Dot For My Birthday | 62 |
Bird Down | 61 |
Trump’s Tiny Hands | 60 |
Don’t Be A Tough Guy Dont Be A Fool | 58 |
Krav Ma-Gods | 57 |
When It Ukraines It Pours | 56 |
Royal Canin Mother & Baby Cat | 50 |
Gordo’s Crew | 48 |
El Camino | 36 |
I keep seeing this excessively pretentious commercial for Marriott …
And in between eye rolls so massive I’m in danger of seeing the back of my head I can’t help but every time I see it scream, “IT’S JUST A BLOODY HOTEL!” It’s not VR or nirvana or some sort of rent-by-night paradise, it’s just a stupid hotel. Pricey, yes, but it is a hotel and only a hotel. It will not change your life. It will not inspire you. You won’t fly or hover. You’ll just hope the drunk people in the hallway shut the hell up because it’s after midnight and you have a meeting in the morning and if they do then maybe you can finally get some sleep on this mattress which in spite of its pompous name is still a hotel bed and it’s not your regular bed so you toss and turn – and is it 6am already?! Dammit.
Stupid affected hotel ad. Just tell me where the ice machine is and don’t list the titles of my in-room movie purchases on my bill, okay?
Where’d the people go? Seriously, a lot less Quizlings than last week. I have to assume we have a large Jewish contingent that was away atoning. G’mar Hatimah Tovah!
For those that were there – wow, a very close game and the second four-way tie for first place this year (perhaps, ever).
What’d we talk about? Some Down Under geography, some filthy rich US Americans and some burger chain role playing. And there was this seasonal song …
Now, let’s see who did what to whom and when …
Pumpkin Spice Spam … Too Far? | 69 |
And The Award Goes To La La Land | 69 |
U-Kraine’t Always Get What You Want | 69 |
New Car Smell | 69 |
Kurds Miss D-Day Landing Due To Bone Spur Epidemic | 67 |
Be Kind | 66 |
The Mandate Of Heaven | 64 |
Shofar So Good | 63 |
Give Us A Dot, Dammit Please | 61 |
Saturn Just Mooned Jupiter | 60 |
Disco Didn’t Die; It Was Murdered | 55 |
All My Friends Are Late | 49 |
Gordo’s Crew | 48 |
Uncooperative Crusties | 46 |
Trump’s Tiny Hands | 46 |
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