To the idiots who thought it was a good idea to bring a fussy 2-year-old to the 10pm showing of Logan last night – sleep peacefully knowing that although you were rude, distracting and thoughtless you were NOT the most annoying moviegoers in the auditorium merely because the drunken stoners who loudly stumbled in about 1/3 of the way through (and left just as ninja-like about 20 minutes before the end) edged you out of that dubious honor. Nevertheless, I salute you and your brazen lack moviehouse etiquette and hope some other cinema patron with less of a sense of humor than myself visits you in the night ready, willing and able to shove a large box of popcorn shoved up your backside.
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It’s 2016 and we kicked off the new year with fun night of Q&A, Sparky-style. Welcome to the newbies and thank you, one and all, for help making Tomato Jake’s Wednesday Night Trivia the BEST in the Triangle! (Anyone disagrees and I’ll fight them, honestly fight them.)
We discovered some things you Quizlings like and learned what movies I like.*
BTW, I missed a prize for the team name A Cardboard Belt Is A Waist Of Paper. You deserve something for that and I will make good next week, promise.
Now, here are the team rankings for the week. See you next Wednesday, Quizlings!
|Was That A Hydrogen Bomb Or Were You Happy To Me?||69|
|The Capital City Goofballs||69|
|Big Bang Never Happened – No Reruns||67|
|New Year’s Resolution: Eat More Pizza||64|
|Does Salsa Cure Affluenza?||64|
|A Cardboard Belt Is A Waist Of Paper||63|
|Seg And The City||62|
|Let Us Win Of It’s The H-Bomb||61|
|Which Boarder Is Which?||60|
|The Morning Sides||58|
|Hello From The Outside||57|
|Carmelo And The Anthonys||57|
|Six Of Hearts||56|
|Food Stamps Don’t Buy Our Diapers||52|
|I Should Be At The Gym||52|
|You Want A Pizza This?||51|
|No, My Name Is Billy Manziel||48|
|500 Million Buys A Lot Of Pizza||44|
|Emo Kylo Ren||42|
|Out Of My Way, Stool!||31|
*FYI. All the movies I’ve seen at the cinema within the last year – Youth; The Danish Girl; Trumbo; Star Wars: The Force Awakens; Brooklyn; Spectre; Spotlight; Bridge Of Spies; The Martian; Fantastic Four; Jurassic World; Ant-Man; Avengers: Age Of Ultron; Inherent Vice; Unbroken; Into The Woods; American Sniper; The Hobbit: Battle Of The Five Armies; Interstellar; Big Hero 6; Selma; The Imitation Game; Boyhood; Whiplash; The Theory Of Everything; Foxcatcher; Still Alice; Song Of The Sea; Mr. Turner; and Two Days, One Night.