An explosion. The worst spill in history. A lack of backup safeguards. And now – a history of accidents.
Son of a – ! I – I want every single BP executive and middle manager, from PR shill David Nicholas to CEO Tony Hayward, out on a Louisiana beach scrubbing down wildlife. I want an honest and contrite public apology that admits malfeasance and culpability. And I want $1.50 a gallon gasoline at every BP station until this disaster is all but a distant memory!
Bottom line: I’m not happy. Reeeaaalllllllyyy not happy about this.