Five Things I Tried To Deduct On My Taxes
Mileage for community service
Tickets to Hello Kitty Con
Seminar on selling Beanie Babies for maximum profit
Cost of failed Genioplasty
Membership in the Jodie Sweetin fan club
Five Snowman Pickup Lines
Let’s have some fun before I melt away.
You know what they say – “Big carrot… ”
Hi, I’m Olaf and I like warm hugs.
You have the prettiest coal I’ve ever seen.
Five Cereal Mascot Crimes
Toucan Sam – Cocaine possession
The Trix Rabbit – Child endangerment
Alfie, Carlyle, Dave, Brunhilde and Seadog (S. S. Guppy Crew) – Mutiny
Count Chocula – Indecent Exposure
Tony the Tiger – Grrrrrrrrand Theft Auto
Five Autocorrects for Dirty Words
Fuqua School of Business
Five Things James Bond Would Never Say
Hit. You sunk my battleship!
That’s one purdy mule.
One adult for Spongebob: Sponge Out Of Water, please.
Dude, that Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger® from Carls’s Jr. is really making my colon gnarly!
This has never happened to me before. Can we can just cuddle?