Five Snap, Crackle & Pop Associates
Five Sins of Omission
Not telling the kid he’s adopted
Keeping your opinion to yourself
Letting her think you went to Jared when you didn’t
Not admitting you can’t drive a stick
Letting others blame it on the dog
Five Things That Kind of Sound Like Pickles
Five Questions You Don’t Want To Hear In An Elevator
I wonder what would happen if the cable suddenly snapped?
Will you hold me like there’s no tomorrow?
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior?
Phew! What did you have for dinner last night?
Would you like a free hernia check?
Five Earth Day Faux Pas
Pamphlet bombing a mall parking lot to promote your event
Showing An Inconvenient Truth at an RNC gathering
Dancing on the grave of Rachel Carson
Having Nickelback perform
Burning “Save the Earth” into an old growth forest so it can be seen from space