Archive for the ‘Trivia Rankings’ Category

August 16 Trivia Rankings

August 16, 2017

55 questions! 2 tiebreakers! 2 Bonus Round bonus questions! 23 teams! ONE AWESOME NIGHT OF TRIVIA!!!

Thanks to all the folks who came out to play. Hope you enjoyed the ice cream and trivia and prizes as much as we did dispensing them to all you lovely Quizlings.

What happened? We got Stressed Out, had a Manic Monday, dug up some fossils and got some balls a-poppin’. Plus there was this obscure bit of sketch comedy…

Now here are the team rankings for the week.

No, I Don’t Have Eclipse Glasses 69
Pluto: Never Forget 67
Queen Antifa 67
Gosh, The World Sucks. At Least I Still Like My Cat. 66
Somebody Stole Our Team Name 65
Make America Eclipse Again 65
Enough With The Nazis Have You Tried My Wine 63
We Punch Nonsense 60
Give Me A Brownie Or I’ll Blot Out The Sun On Monday 58
Snapes On A Plane 57
1/4 Of Our Team Is In The 3rd Grade 56
Llama Lords Of Science 55
There Were Great Trivia Answers On All Sides 54
Nostalgia Ain’t What It Used To Be 52
The Marinara Brothers 49
Moderate Fringe 48
I Like To Know The Facts Before I Answer 47
Spider-Pig 45
Youngbloods 44
Greg The Gender Fluid Merperson 44
Our Casey Is Always Late 41
I Thought You’d Be Taller 38
The Hindenburg Disaster: 1999 Edition 32

August 9 Trivia Rankings

August 9, 2017

Thanks to all the wonderful Quizlings who came out to play Wednesday night. I hope you enjoyed the All Glen Campbell Edition of Tomato Jake’s Trivia!

For those who missed it, we learned that the divorce rate is higher than one but lower than many expected. We also learned about the sport the Basque government called the fastest in the world (and how to spell it). And we learned why Sparky is getting a lot of weird pop-ups on his PC.

Plus there was this blast from the past…

Now let’s see how your team did this week.

Trivia Like This World Has Never Seen 71
Korean War 2: Nuclear Boogaloo 69
Guam But Not Forgotten 69
Earth, Wind And Fire & Fury 69
Duke Nukem School Of Diplomacy 66
The Wichita Linemen 66
What Happens If You Don’t Write ‘Round 4’ On The Handout Round? 66
We Should Have Read The Fine Print On That Cubs World Series 65
Are You Ready For Some Football? 65
Big Papa Papa John’s Rewards Club 63
I Walked Past Her Eyelashes On The Floor For Two Days 61
Put A Read Dot Here  —–> 58
Answering Questions With Fire And Fury 56
Ten Of Clubs, Your Order Is Ready 55
Colleen Is Contagious 54
Last Week’s 2nd Place Team 53
A Team Has No Name 52
Guam With The Wind 48
Periodic Table Dancers 46
Our Boyfriend’s Are Better At Team Names But they Were Late 41
VBF’S 36
We Suck At This 34
That Time The Moon Photobombed The Sun 29
North Korea’s Weakness 26

August 2 Trivia Rankings

August 3, 2017

Another lovely evening with some wonderful new faces. Thanks to everyone who came to play.

What did we do? We talked of NBA logos, Ancient Wonders and late voiceover artists (RIP June Foray). Plus there was this mantastic dude…

Now here are the rankings for the week. See you next time, Quizlings!

Britney’s Had Marriages Longer Than Mooch Had A Job 71
We’ll Miss You, Mooch – We Hardly Knew Ye 67
At This Rate We’ll All Serve In This Adminstration (Briefly) 65
We Were Gonna Come Up With A Team Name But We Were too Busy Gossiping 63
My Milk Lasted Longer Than Scaramucci 63
Ain’t No Party Like A Hermit Crab Party Becuase A Hermit Crab Party Is Just Me Alone Forever 63
What’s The Key To ComedyTIMING! 62
Scaramouche, Scaramouche… Easy Come, Easy Go 60
Mary’s Ranch Attacks 59
Them 57
Oochie Coochie Scarmucci 56
Full Team Name 56
I Helped Write The Questions This Week 55
Double Trouble 54
Uncertaineers 47
Late To The Game 43
The Dream Team 42
Mediocre But Arrogant 41
The Limber Cucumbers 39
Are You Serious. Clark? 36
Single Trouble 36
I Thought You’d Be Taller 31
Benedict 24

July 26 Trivia Rankings

July 27, 2017

Oh what a night, Quizlings! There were jokes – oh so many jokes – and a Stranger Things tee and ice cream and mistakes (red – white – really, who can tell the difference?) and – and – this guy …

I’ll post some of the awesome jokes you gave me shortly. Right now, getcher rankings on with this little line-up:

What The New Beer Pitcher Lacks In Length It Makes Up For In Girth 67
Pity The Beleaguered Keebler 66
We’re Off Our Game 64
Lucky In The Sky With Diamonds 64
Please God Don’t Ever Offer TV Game Shows As A Bonus Category Again 63
Chris Forgot The Cheesey Bread – Shame! 63
I Don’t Think Morgan’s Coming 63
We Eat Pizza And Know Things 62
I’ve Got A Lucky Whitehead On My Face 61
Team Baby Boy 60
We Drink And Know Things (Hopefully) 57
Spicer Fell Off The Rack 57
I Can Smeall Your Wings From Here 56
Our Gift Cards Went to The Beach 55
John McCain Leaves Us In Stitches 54
Shia Surprise 53
Kiddie Pool Full Of Hose Water 53
Scaramucci Scaramucci Will You Do The Fandango 49
I Thought You’d Be Taller 46
LeBron Can’t Leave You If You leave Him First 43
I Recuse Myself From First Second And Third Place 42
Cam Sux 42
Kyrie Wouldn’t Want To Be On Our Team Either 42
Doctor Know 35
Arcking 35
I’m Too Hungry, Man 31

July 19 Trivia Rankings

July 19, 2017

Another magnificent week of trivia, my Quizlings! I hope you were able to attend. If not, there’s always next week – a week in which a Strangers Things fan gets a cool prize and you can try to make me laugh my bringing your best joke!

This week, there was talk of Spider-Man, Emmy nominations and big honkin’ piece of ice. And there was this blast from the past:

Now, here are the team rankings for the week. See you next Wednesday!

Meeting With Putin At The Waffle House 66
We Have No Idea What Happened This Week 64
GOPeeing On My Heath Care 63
George Romero: Dead Or Undead? 63
MILFs Do A Body Good 60
Our Team Is On Vacation, We’re Gonna Lose 59
Buzzfeed Says We’re Winning 59
This Election Wasn’t Even “Made In America” 59
Yay For Weiner Day 59
Art Of The Attention Span? (Not So Much) 59
You Won’t Believe The Size Of My Zucchini 59
Here For The Right Reasons 57
Collateral Damage 54
A Magician Was Driving Down The Road Then He Turned Into A Driveway 53
Spider-Pig 52
Last Week’s Third Place Team 51
Don Jr. Hopes These Four Years Are Over Soon – We Hope It’s Sooner 51
Knick Knack Paddy Whack Give The Dog A Bone 48
Hot Dogs 47
I Smell Like Beef 45
Soar High, Falcons 42
Shut The Front Door 39
They Stole Our Name 39
Duke Tennis Kid 18

July 12 Trivia Rankings

July 13, 2017

Thanks to all the Quizlings who braved a sweltering summer evening to play the Triangle’s Best Trivia™! Yep, it was a toughie but that sorta thing builds character. And there was ice cream (though not Neapolitan).

We talked of ducklings, the Eighth Wonder of the World and “new” US states. Plus there was this cinematic disaster:

Now, how’d your team do this week? Here are the rankings…

Donny, You Are Out Of Your Element 62
Isle Of Lucy 59
Potent Potables 58
From Russia With Love 58
Phelps vs. Shark: Go Shark! 57
Men Are from Mars. Poop is From Uranus. 57
Beyond Treasonable Doubt 56
Lon & Meredith Are In Brazil. We’re Gonna Lose 54
When Will It Be Tiffany’s Turn To Embarrass US? 52
On A Collusion Course 52
Quit Russian My Emails 51
Toon Squad 51
If It’s Later In The Summer, I Love It 51
You Go Into The Bathroom American, You Come Out Russian.
                 What Are You in the Middle? Committing Treason! 49
Old Kids On The Block 47
3 Of Clubs, Your Order Is Ready 44
Where Are The Kids? 43
Came For The Answers – Instead I Got Pizza 43
We’re The Ones Who Didn’t Get Ice Cream Last Week 🙂 41
Much Ado About Nothingburgers 41
60% Of The Time We Win Every Time 39
Danes 38
Will & Cam 36
Port And Starburst 34
Monstars 29

July 5 Trivia Rankings

July 5, 2017

A lovely Fourth of July trivia celebration this week, Quizlings. Thanks for all who turned out to celebrate America! And those who turned out to bid a sweet adieu to Jenn (don’t leave – we’ll miss you!).

If you missed it, there was talk of ports and plastic surgery and pants people (of the traveling variety). Plus this iconic piece of advertising:

Now let’s see where your team ranked…

Trump Meeting With Putin – Better Bring Lube 61
Laura Is Here 59
She Who Has Boob Sweat Has Humidititties 59
Taylor Swift: Summer Of Syrup 58
We Can Eat More Free Brownies Than Joey Chestnut 57
All Star Procrastinators 56
Putin On The Ritz 55
 ‘Murica – Brexiting Since 1776 55
Laura’s Not Here 53
Sorry, Christie! Life’s A Beach! 53
Jenn’s Going Away – Send Her Off With A Brownie 52
9 of Diamonds 51
The Yellow Umbrella Group 50
Trivia Is Always Beter With Ice Cream 49
If A Governor Sits On A Beach But No One Is There To See Him Governing Is He Still A Governor 48
Nerf Winston 42
Turd Ferguson 38
3 Dogs 34

June 28 Trivia Rankings

June 28, 2017

Another fantastic week of trivia and another close game (a tie for first and a tie for third) but some familiar faces were missing. Quizlings, I’d better see some pics of your summer holiday or hospital stay because those are the only reasons to miss the fun!

There will be trivia (and some fireworks) next Wednesday so come out and celebrate 241 years of ‘Murica.

This week, it was all about an Amazon princess, a Russian invasion and a billion dollars worth of tequila. And then there was this special appearance:

Now how’d your team do? Here are the weekly rankings…

We Won … Wait, That’s Fake News 64
20 Years Since Tyson-Holyfield Bite Fight 64
They Can Take Our Health Care But They Can Never Take Our Trivia 62
GOP Healthcare Plan = Don’t Be Sick or Poor. Duh! 62
Opie Wan Kenobi 61
The Soggy Mints 60
Russian Dolls Are So Full Of Themselves 58
Phil’s Been Knicked 58
The Qwizarding World Of Harry Potter 55
Winnie The Pooch 54
20 Years Of Avoiding Harry Potter 53
Stone Cold Jane Austen 52
Cliff Paul To Houston 49
Purple Trolls 49
The Losers Without Fidget Spinners 48
Kid Free 44
I Thought You’d Be Taller 43
Dear Mister President, About That Fake News – Love, Time Magazine 42
Rounders Starring Matt Damon 32

June 21 Trivia Rankings

June 21, 2017

A smaller than usual crowd this week (missing some regular Quizlings – come back soon ‘ciz we got ice cream) but the competition was fierce. A very close game, when all is said and done. And along the way we went Down Under, said “Goodnight, Moon” and met some billionaires. Then things got icy (sorry about that).

Oh and there was this invention map:

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Now here are the rankings for the week. See you next time!

Fat, Dumb & Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life Or Death 64
Lego My Han Solo Directors 63
McDonald’s All-American Fidget Spin Class 62
Half The People Equals Double The Ice Cream 61
Queen Brexit Hat 61
Uber: CEO Wanted: Apply Within 61
Free Ice Cream, Brownies & Pizza – Oh My! 60
Uber To CEO: We’ll Call You A Cab 59
We Came Back From Busch Gardens Early So We Could Go To Trivia 58
Hey, Alexa – Buy Me Whole Foods 58
James And The Giant Impeachment 58
Ivanka And Jerry Just Say No To Hugs 57
Team #2 45
Dennis Smith To Charlotte 40
We’re Muellering It Over 40
Laughing My Ossoff 40

June 14 Trivia Rankings

June 14, 2017

A lovely night for trivia, my Quizlings. We avoided the rain and got some more ice cream courtesy Tomato Jake’s. We met some new folks (and one uber-cute canine), reminisced about 2006 in television and gave one lucky teen a gift for her dad he’ll never forget!

And there was this magnificent moment of celeb awkwardness…

Now here are the rankings for the week. See you next time!

Scratch Roma Oregano 66
Happy Birthday, Lon 63
The Batcave Is Empty 61
It Would Not Be Appropriate To Answer Trivia Questions In This Setting 60
Muelling Over Emoluments 58
Your Upcoming Auditors 58
Courts In Sessions 53
A Girlfriend, Her Boyfriend And The Side Chick 52
All Boats Are Submarines If You Try Hard Enough 49
Miss Chanandler Bong 49
Lavar’s Balls 47
Katie Won’t Come up With A Name 47
Comey Don’t Play That 46
We Left Our Team Name In Our Other Pants 45
Avengers 42
The Outpost 33
Broke Dad And The Hungry Teenagers 32
#1 Pick 27