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February 22 Trivia Rankings

February 23, 2017

If you weren’t at trivia this week, you were probably at an ACC game. I mean, that’s got to be the only reason you weren’t there, right?

Those who did make it learned about the different names of Girl Scout cookies, Star Wars early bird specials and some very tough television. Speaking of which, Richard Belzer’s Detective John Munch appeared in the following TV series – Homicide: Life On The Streets, Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order, Law & Order: Trial By Jury, The Beat, Arrested Development, The X-Files, 30Rock and The Wire. Oh, and …

Please take a moment to nominate Tomato Jake’s for Best Trivia in Durham County at

Now here are the week’s rankings. How’d your team do?

We’re Expecting … To Win! 62
Han Shouldn’t Fly Solo 59
We’re Enemies Tonight 58
Sparky’s Erotic Fanfiction 59
Who’s Been Putin Poison In My Porridge? 49
We’re Expecting … But Not To Win 48
We Have The Best Planets 44
The Farm 40
Hamilton Is Coming – Better Tell Burr 40
There’s Always Money In The Banana Stand 32
Garlick Not My Problem 27

February 15 Trivia Rankings

February 16, 2017

Best In The Triangle nominations are up and running. Please take a moment to nominate Tomato Jake’s for Best Trivia Night in Durham County. Go to and click on the banner at the top right. Follow the instructions and show us some love, please.

Thanks to all those who came out to play this week. The rest of you were missed. Don’t stay away too long, okay? I love all my Quizlings but I think I love the regulars a little bit more.

We sprung forward, made cereal talk and translated French fairy tales. Oh and there was a bloke that broke the plaster ceiling at American Girl…


Now here are the week’s rankings…

Roses Are Red, Ah, Who Gives A Crap 70
Dear Canada, Can We Trade? 67
Moana Goes To Guantanamo 66
Spice Up Your Wardrobe At Nordstrom 66
Any Name That Will Win Us Candy Except For Zagnuts 65
SCROTUS, So-Called Ruler Of The US 63
Tip Of The Iceberg 59
Cupid’s Broken Arrow 58
Every Parking Space Is A Pull Through If You Try Hard Enough  58
You’re A Quizard, Harry 54
Hello. It’s Me 46
Guerras 45


February 8 Trivia Rankings

February 9, 2017

What a lovely night for trivia, Quizlings. Feels like spring is here and we’ll be sitting outside before we know it – of course, as long as the weather cooperates [Sparky sticks another pin in his Greg Fishel voodoo doll].

What did we learn this week? Scott Bakula did not star in a plural TV show, Sudoku math is not that hard and Milo Ventimiglia is hot (although we may already have known that last one). Plus there was this morsel of tastiness…


Now here are this week’s trivia rankings…

We Came Here To Eat Pizza and Win Trivia – And We’re All Out Of Pizza 68
From Deflategate To Jerseygate 66
DeVos Stated We Don’t Have Enough $ To Be Education Secretary 61
Radical Moose Lambs 60
We Will Not Be Deturd 60
We Can’t Come Up With A Team Name 59
Alternative Fact: We Always Win 58
Trump Wants That Easy D 57
Cam’s Best Super Bowl Performance 55
RIP Boiled Water – You Will Be Mist 54
Big Mistake, Yuge 48
It’s Been 2 Years 47
I’m With Cupid (arrow) 47
The Prodigal Team 46
Grizzlies For The 2nd Amendment 45
Setting My Phone To Falcon’s Mode … No Ring 36
Multiple Scoregasms 34
The Future 26

February 1 Trivia Rankings

February 2, 2017

Disorganization aside, it was a fun night of trivia, Quizlings. At least, I hope you had fun. We learned about rich dudes, famous deaths and trendy French. I could tell you more but Winona’s face says it all…

Now, here are this week’s team rankings…

There Are More Black People Inside Beyonce Than In Trump’s Cabinet 70
Where’s The Bacon? 62
Winona’s Face Sums Up 2017 62
Sexy Piccolo Players 61
3 Years: 11 Months: 2 Weeks: 4 Days 60
I Thought This Was Speed Dating 59
Awkward Turtles 58
I Shih Tzu Not 58
Is Anybody Here A Marine Biologist? 57
Humpty Trumpty Fell Off The Wall 56
Nowhere To Go But Down From Here 56
Drowning In The Tears Of Senator Schumer 56
The Incredibles 51
Girl Power + Dylan 51
Hey, You Guys! 49
The Degenerate Distribution 45
Pun Stars 33
Taking Bets On Puppies 31
Better Late Than Pregnant 28

January 25 Trivia Rankings

January 26, 2017

A lovely night of trivia, Quizlings. Thanks to everyone who came to play (especially to the new faces – hope you’ll be back). We talked of the inauguration, cocktails and some unfortunate cinema. There’s more next week. We’ll see you then.

Meanwhile, there’s this …

Now here are the team rankings for the week.

Who Do You Have To Screw To Get A Table Around Here? 65
Mary Tyler No Moore L 65
Glen Is Not In Love With Cher – Alternative Fact 64
You’ve Got Spunk… I Hate Spunk 64
New Jobs And New Babies 63
We Are Getting All The Answers Right Tonight Because #AlternativeFacts 63
Oh God! No, No – Just No 61
Badlands? More Like Badass National Park 60
99 Problems But A Poncho’s Not One 59
Do You Deport Your Daughter If She’s Registered In Two States? 59
We’re Gonna Make It After All 58
Melania, Blink Twice If You Need Help 52
They Stole Our Name 52
My Crowd Is Bigger Than Your Crowd 50
Grayson’s Straight Trippin’ 49
We Need A Team Name 46
Mulatto 35

January 18, 2017 Trivia Rankings

January 19, 2017

Another week, another 55 questions. So what did we learn, Quizlings? We learned that baby Luna has some pretty awesome parents and that Dr. Phil is full of bull. Also, there was this guy…


Now here are the rankings for the week…

Grizzlies Have Rights Too 70
48 Hours Of Democracy 70
Sugar Babies 66
The Putin Tangers 65
Our Mommies Think We Can Win 65
Life Was Better Before Twitter 63
Proficiency Versus Growth? 63
Noodle Squad 63
Guns For Grizzlies 62
Obama Pardons H. Lector 58
Yeaaaah Boyyyyyy 53
New National Bird – The Toupee Eagle 52
Well, Hell 44
Clueless 43
Inaugalypse 40
Is Mayonnaise An Instrument? 34

1/11/17 Trivia Rankings

January 12, 2017

Do you know who these people are?


Then you weren’t at Wednesday night trivia this week.

Sorry for the stumpers, Quizlings, but we did learn a little bit about children’s books, vanishing wildlife and the Golden Globes, so it wasn’t a complete wash.

We’ll do it again next Wednesday. Meanwhile, here are the rankings for the week…

Sweta’s Sick, We’re Doomed 65
Trippin’ With Grayson 63
Our Constitution Is About To Get A Golden Shower 61
Hidden Fences Starring Samuel L. Fisher 60
Sicilian Brazilian 60
Nothing Fake About Jake’s (Holla!) 58
Fake News Doesn’t Get A Question 58
Enter Team Name Here 56
Ice Ice Baby 56
Gaslighting America 54
If Only Russia Could Hack Our Trivia Team 52
That Bitch Cut Off The Dramatic Reading 51
Y’all Know Michelle Don’t Play 51
The Fast & The Furious: Trivia Drift 48
The Hot Ones 46
Stuck In La La Land 39
Gluttons For Punishment 31

January 4 Trivia Rankings

January 5, 2017

Happy New year, my Quizlings! Thanks to all who came out to play in the first game of 2017. We said goodbye to some familiar faces, found out why it’s not easy being green (although apparently it’s easier for some teams than others) and, hey, it’s a little early for 4/20 but California runs at a different pace, I guess.


Now here are the rankings for the weeks (with tiebreakers factored in). See you next time, folks!

The Person Who Comes Up With Our Crappy Team Names Is Out of Town This Week 70
Don’t Go In The Comments Section 69
Can I Deck My Coworker? 67
Meatball Sugar 65
Megyn Kelly’s Boots Are Made For Walking 65
K KO’d, B OK, K! 60
Your Mom Likes This Team Name (ha ha) 60
Planning For The Apocalypse 58
Born On New Years, Cost My Parents A Grand 58
Winning Is Our New Year’s Resolution 52
Blended, Not Stirred 51
The Best Scarecrow Is Outstanding is His Field 51
Uteruses Over Duderuses 51
Did Mariah Carey Know She Wasn’t On Lip Sync Battle? 51
Putin On The Ritz 50
Louisiana 48
We’re Back But Without The Dinosaurs 47
Eight Of Diamonds 45

December 28 Trivia Rankings

December 29, 2016

A gracious thank you to all the Quizlings who came out to play for the last trivia bout of 2016. Don’t fret – we’ll do it and next week and every Wednesday after that.

The big news is that one lucky Quizling walked away with a prize basket containing loads* of swag and miscellanea. Congrats, Darby! I did neglect to mention the basket also had a $5 Tomato Jake’s Gift Card (so you can buy dessert) and a $5 Rise Gift Card (so you can buy breakfast).


Thanks, again! Now check out the full rankings…

I Thought We Were Going To Have An Adult As The President – NOT! 70
Keep Calm And Carrie On 62
3 Days Left To Protect Betty White 56
See You Next Year 55
2016 Took The Rest Of Our Team 52
Tiny Kitten Kisses 49
2016, Take Trump Instead 49
A New Hope 48
The German Christmas Pickle Is A Lie 45
Latke Masters 43
Taking The Bus To Syracuse 42
Pepperoni, Peppers, Pineapple, Pizza Pie 39
7 Of Spades 37
Party Of 5 35
Frack Is Whack 34
It’s Yuge 25

*Gift Basket was full of the following: One Of A Kind Tomato Jake’s Trivia T-Shirt, Framed Picture Of Elon Musk, Sour Patch Kids, M&Ms, Chapel Hill Toffee, Shatner RulesSwept Away, Canada Keychain, How To Survive A Sharknado, ESPN Water Bottle, C3PO Pez, Dunkin Donuts Gift Card, Starbucks Gift Card, Hollywood Video Membership Card, Frozen Calendar 2017, Bottle Of Water for Bottle Flip Practice, Tomato Jake’s Pizzeria Sunglasses, One Million Dollars Chocolate Bar, AMC Theater Tickets, Selfie Starburst, Wooly Willy, Rise Gift Card, Tomato Jake’s Gift Card, Ginger Bread Cookie Mix and Celebration’s Bottle Of Favorite Mixed Candies

December 21 Trivia Rankings

December 21, 2016

Happy holidays, Quizlings! And many thanks to those who came out to share a pre-Yule triviaganza with us. I guess if you could have made a meal off of the trivia this week it would consist of sufganiyah, provolone, salt, liver, Captain Morgan, Monster Energy Drink and, uh – candles. Not sure if that’s palatable but the trivia sure was fun. We’ll wrap up 2016 next Wednesday with some year-in-review questions and the December raffle (bring those newbies, wear those sweaters and post those fliers).

Here are the team rankings …

Fugly Sweaters Are Our Business And Business I Good 71
A Lump Of Coal For Pat 70
Naughty By Choice 64
Our Elector Voted For Jake’s 64
My Yule Log Is Yuge 63
2016: It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like $#!tmas [poop emoji] 62
Phishing For Access 62
Hoping We Do Better Than Last Week 57
Yule Fools 56
The Know-Nothings 52
Elf On the Shelf 52
Now Accepting Donations For The Human Fund 51
Los Tres Amigos 48
Trump Trivia Advisory Council 47
Inflatable Pimps 44
The Chocolate Cherries 37