Five Royal Baby Name Odds
Winston, 10 to 1
Banger and/or Mash, 25 to 1
Yeezus, 13 to 2
Sharknado, 1 to 1
Outdated Heritable Succession Repressor, 10,000 to 1
Five Comic Con Nightmares
The panel featuring Joss Whedon was cancelled
That one Slave Leia cosplayer who made Mama Cass look svelte
I ran out of Travelers Cheques on Day 2
Matt Smith called my bowtie “fawning and obsessive”
Five Children’s Book Titles in Hell
Sarah, Pain and Toil
Ramona Quimby, Age 666
Where the Wild Things Decompose
James and the Giant Peach-Colored Goiter
Five Failed Rubik Creations
Five Things I’ll Never Say
Shave me, Snooki.
The grilled cheese is the worst idea for a sandwich, like, EVER.
Merrill Lynch advised me to invest heavily in snorkeling futures.
No, I don’t think Kirk Cameron is a freaky religious nutjob.