July 19 Trivia Rankings

Another magnificent week of trivia, my Quizlings! I hope you were able to attend. If not, there’s always next week – a week in which a Strangers Things fan gets a cool prize and you can try to make me laugh my bringing your best joke!

This week, there was talk of Spider-Man, Emmy nominations and big honkin’ piece of ice. And there was this blast from the past:

Now, here are the team rankings for the week. See you next Wednesday!

Meeting With Putin At The Waffle House	66
We Have No Idea What Happened This Week	64
GOPeeing On My Heath Care	63
George Romero: Dead Or Undead?	63
MILFs Do A Body Good	60
Our Team Is On Vacation, We’re Gonna Lose	59
Buzzfeed Says We’re Winning	59
This Election Wasn’t Even “Made In America”	59
Yay For Weiner Day	59
Art Of The Attention Span? (Not So Much)	59
You Won’t Believe The Size Of My Zucchini	59
Here For The Right Reasons	57
Collateral Damage	54
A Magician Was Driving Down The Road Then He Turned Into A Driveway	53
Spider-Pig	52
Last Week’s Third Place Team	51
Don Jr. Hopes These Four Years Are Over Soon – We Hope It’s Sooner	51
Knick Knack Paddy Whack Give The Dog A Bone	48
Hot Dogs	47
I Smell Like Beef	45
Soar High, Falcons	42
Shut The Front Door	39
They Stole Our Name	39
Duke Tennis Kid	18

July 12 Trivia Rankings

Thanks to all the Quizlings who braved a sweltering summer evening to play the Triangle’s Best Trivia™! Yep, it was a toughie but that sorta thing builds character. And there was ice cream (though not Neapolitan).

We talked of ducklings, the Eighth Wonder of the World and “new” US states. Plus there was this cinematic disaster:

Now, how’d your team do this week? Here are the rankings…

Donny, You Are Out Of Your Element	62
Isle Of Lucy	59
Potent Potables	58
From Russia With Love	58
Phelps vs. Shark: Go Shark!	57
Men Are from Mars. Poop is From Uranus.	57
Beyond Treasonable Doubt	56
Lon & Meredith Are In Brazil. We’re Gonna Lose	54
When Will It Be Tiffany’s Turn To Embarrass US?	52
On A Collusion Course	52
Quit Russian My Emails	51
Toon Squad	51
If It’s Later In The Summer, I Love It	51
You Go Into The Bathroom American, You Come Out Russian.
What Are You in the Middle? Committing Treason!	49
Old Kids On The Block	47
3 Of Clubs, Your Order Is Ready	44
Where Are The Kids?	43
Came For The Answers – Instead I Got Pizza	43
We’re The Ones Who Didn’t Get Ice Cream Last Week 🙂	41
Much Ado About Nothingburgers	41
60% Of The Time We Win Every Time	39
Danes	38
Will & Cam	36
Port And Starburst	34
Monstars	29

July 5 Trivia Rankings

A lovely Fourth of July trivia celebration this week, Quizlings. Thanks for all who turned out to celebrate America! And those who turned out to bid a sweet adieu to Jenn (don’t leave – we’ll miss you!).

If you missed it, there was talk of ports and plastic surgery and pants people (of the traveling variety). Plus this iconic piece of advertising:

Now let’s see where your team ranked…

Trump Meeting With Putin – Better Bring Lube	61
Laura Is Here	59
She Who Has Boob Sweat Has Humidititties	59
Taylor Swift: Summer Of Syrup	58
We Can Eat More Free Brownies Than Joey Chestnut	57
All Star Procrastinators	56
Putin On The Ritz	55
‘Murica – Brexiting Since 1776	55
Laura’s Not Here	53
Sorry, Christie! Life’s A Beach!	53
Jenn’s Going Away – Send Her Off With A Brownie	52
9 of Diamonds	51
The Yellow Umbrella Group	50
Trivia Is Always Beter With Ice Cream	49
If A Governor Sits On A Beach But No One Is There To See Him Governing Is He Still A Governor	48
Nerf Winston	42
Turd Ferguson	38
3 Dogs	34

June 21 Trivia Rankings

A smaller than usual crowd this week (missing some regular Quizlings – come back soon ‘ciz we got ice cream) but the competition was fierce. A very close game, when all is said and done. And along the way we went Down Under, said “Goodnight, Moon” and met some billionaires. Then things got icy (sorry about that).

Oh and there was this invention map:

Now here are the rankings for the week. See you next time!

Fat, Dumb & Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life Or Death	64
Lego My Han Solo Directors	63
McDonald’s All-American Fidget Spin Class	62
Half The People Equals Double The Ice Cream	61
Queen Brexit Hat	61
Uber: CEO Wanted: Apply Within	61
Free Ice Cream, Brownies & Pizza – Oh My!	60
Uber To CEO: We’ll Call You A Cab	59
We Came Back From Busch Gardens Early So We Could Go To Trivia	58
Hey, Alexa – Buy Me Whole Foods	58
James And The Giant Impeachment	58
Ivanka And Jerry Just Say No To Hugs	57
Team #2	45
Dennis Smith To Charlotte	40
We’re Muellering It Over	40
Laughing My Ossoff	40

June 14 Trivia Rankings

A lovely night for trivia, my Quizlings. We avoided the rain and got some more ice cream courtesy Tomato Jake’s. We met some new folks (and one uber-cute canine), reminisced about 2006 in television and gave one lucky teen a gift for her dad he’ll never forget!

And there was this magnificent moment of celeb awkwardness…

Now here are the rankings for the week. See you next time!

Scratch Roma Oregano	66
Happy Birthday, Lon	63
The Batcave Is Empty	61
It Would Not Be Appropriate To Answer Trivia Questions In This Setting	60
Muelling Over Emoluments	58
Your Upcoming Auditors	58
Courts In Sessions	53
A Girlfriend, Her Boyfriend And The Side Chick	52
All Boats Are Submarines If You Try Hard Enough	49
Miss Chanandler Bong	49
Lavar’s Balls	47
Katie Won’t Come up With A Name	47
Comey Don’t Play That	46
We Left Our Team Name In Our Other Pants	45
Avengers	42
The Outpost	33
Broke Dad And The Hungry Teenagers	32
#1 Pick	27

June 7 Trivia Rankings

What an awesome night of trivia, Quizlings! Thanks to everyone who came out to play – and get ice cream. (“Come for the trivia! Stay for the dairy goodness!”) We talked about TV moms and Golden Buzzers and some long-lived veterans. Plus there was this incredible Google Map:

Now here are this week’s team rankings. How’d you do?

Chrises And The Wonder Women	68
We Need Brownies. We Expect Brownies.	67
If Only Wonder Woman Had Beaten Captain Underpants In November	67
Team Name On The Big Board	66
Free Mini-Fridge, First Come First Served	66
We Brought Our Good Luck Charm	62
The Baby Boomers Killed All Our Bees	61
Hey, I Just Met You And This Crazy But Here’s My Number So Comey Maybe	60
Wonder Women	60
Happy Anniversary, Kara And Darrin	59
Spiral City Heroes	57
On Average, Humans Have One Testicle	56
Combovers And Comey	56
ABC U N Hell	53
Sic Semper Anus	51
Our Bologna Has A First First Name It’s D-O-N-A-L-D	48
Honey Badgers Don’t Care	48
Teresa Maybe, Maybe Not	47
Dr. Know	47
Where’s Murph?	46
No No, That Means You’re #1	44
At Least We Tried	36
We Don’t Know Anything, We Just Like Beer	35

May 31 Trivia Rankings

Covfefe, Quizlings. I hoped you covfefed this week’s covfefe. It was a covfefe evening full of covfefe and covfefe. And, of course, covfefe.

Along the covfefe we covfefed about the Civil War, Australia’s covfefe and Wall Street’s urinating covfefe.

Plus there was covfefe covfefe covfefe covfefe covfefe:

Now covfefe the covfefe rankings for this covfefe …

Baby Groot Doesn’t Wear Hats	66
Hey, I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But Here’s My Number, Covfefe Maybe	66
Trump Has Sand In His Covfefe	66
This Is Not A Covfefe Reference	65
Wow, America. We’re in Deep Covfefe	64
Covfefe, Cofvedi, Cofvici	63
Coveffe, Tea Or Me	62
Another Tiger Drive Ends In A DUI	60
Team That Didn’t Mention Covfefe	60
Ask Your Doctor If Covfefe Is Right For You	58
It’s Pronounced “cov-féhf”	57
Covfefe Kerfuffle	55
Oxford Dictionary Even Says WTF	51
Baked Beans	50
Tiger Should Have Used His Driver	50
Johnson/Hanks 2020	50
#NotMyCovfefe	47
The Yankees	44
Bruh	38

May 24 Trivia Rankings

Thanks to all the Quizlings who braved the Greg Fishel-created drenching to come out and play trivia. Okay, maybe I exaggerate a wee bit and it wasn’t so much a drenching as a sprinkling – but Fishel does control the weather and I stand by that!

We learned about cooking measurements, Billboard icons and catfish. And some of us didn’t quite learn that comedy is tragedy plus time.

Oh and there was this …

Now here are this week’s trivia team ranking:

I (Don’t) Wanna Hold Your Hand, Yeah Yeah Yeah	65
Impact Is Not A Verb!	64
TheBuffaloBills	64
I Guess Melania Is Sick Of This Too	64
Sir Roger No Moore	62
If There’s A Tornado, Do We get Free Pizza?	59
Titanic Swim Team	58
Hang In There, Chris Cornell	58
Better Get That Catscan While You Can	57
Jack Of Hearts	57
Erica’s Last Trivia	56
I Can’t Think of Anything Clever	55
Implum Imprune Impeach	54
Leia Dies At The End	54
Garbage Fire	51
Side To Side Is The Bomb	50
Cheetohs And Scam Schools	49
I Thought You Were Taller	43
2 Nukes, 1 Trump	41
Trump & The Glowing Orb	39

May 17 Trivia Rankings

The night was hot but the trivia was cool … or was that the pizza was hot and the ice cream was cool. Did someone say “ice cream?” Settle down, Quizlings. It’s not summer yet.

But it won’t be long.

What did we learn? Dinosaurs can have really cool names, NATO was exclusive in the early days and the Sex Pistols’ made a little into a lot. Plus we almost got into a sing along over this one …

Now here are the rankings for the week.

Connell Is 6 … Days	65
It’s Chris’ Birthday –  Give Us Kit Kats	64
Impeachmint Chocolate Chip	63
Every Room Is A Bathroom When You Have  A 2-Year-Old	62
Trivia Newton-John	60
What Comey Giveth, Comey Can Taketh Away	60
Have We Hit Rock Bottom Yet?	59
Pardon My Putin, I’ve Got Trumparrhea	58
Everything’s Impeachy!	58
Trump’s Dumpster Fire	58
And In Last Place…	58
Papa John’s Big Papa’s Pizza Rewards Club	56
The News Keeps Breaking. Can Somebody Fix It?	55
Taylor Swift Kick To The Face	55
Pretty Much Everywhere It’s Gonna Be Hot	53
Awkward Sexual Tension	53
Tonight’s Perfect Score, With Few Exceptions	49
Joseph, You Are Not the Father	46

May 10 Trivia Rankings

Some fun was had, some questions were posed and a winner was declared. Of course, there was more to it than that. There were four-letter words, Latin elements and a bark lion sentinel dog named Lucky. Plus, there was this musical monstrosity:

Here are this week’s rankings. How’d your team do?

If Trump Wanted To Seem Presidential, He Should Have Aimed Higher Than Nixon	69
Trump’s Perpetual Pants Fire Rages On	67
Nugg Me, Glen	67
I Showed Up At 10 Til 8 and You Still Don’t Have A Name?	66
Easy Comey, Easy Go	64
The Bushes Are Spicy	63
President Replaces Comey With Actual Female Body Inspector	58
Erotic Friend Fiction	58
In Soviet Russia, FBI Direct You	53
The Comey-Overs	51
James Comey And Goey	50
Comeynists	49
Pasty White Slumdogs	48
Unsupervised Learners	47
Donald Nixon, Richard Trump…Same Thing	46
Fox Mulder For FBI Director	44