They Say It’s Your Earth Day!

Happy Earth Day! 

If you want to show the planet some love, THE FLEHMEN RESPONSE will be having its annual Earth Day Bonfire tonight at 8pm (EST). Looks to be a big one this year, so we’ve cut down a few redwoods to light up the night, which should make it pretty damn spectacular. And hey – if you have any old batteries or broken thermometers or anything you can’t recycle like that, bring ’em along and we’ll toss them on the bonfire. That should make for some pretty awesome fireworks!

Earth Day: Let’s love Mother Nature like Oedipus did his mom!

FIVE RANDOM FIVE (Fourth Of July Edition)

FIVE FOURTH OF JULY SONGS

Mariah Carey – Fourth of July

Katy Perry  – Firework

Chicago – Saturday In The Park

Bruce Springsteen – 4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)

Fallout Boy – Fourth of July

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FIVE TYPES OF FIREWORKS

Roman Candle

Bottle Rocket

Spinning Frenzy

Insolent Whelp

Satan’s Candelabra

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FIVE AMERICAN PIES

Key Lime Pie

Sweet Potato Pie

Pecan Pie

Boston Cream Pie

Effin’ Freedom Pie, Baby!!!

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FIVE UNCLE SAM FEARS

Demagoguery

Nuclear war

Democracy being watered down by career politicians serving their own selfish needs

Heights

People will realize his “I want you” slogan was actually a pick up line

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FIVE THINGS OUR FOUNDING FATHERS SAID

“Give me liberty or give me death.” – Patrick Henry

“Have another beer.” – Samuel Adams

 “We must be unanimous; there must be no pulling different ways; we hang together.” – Thomas Jefferson

“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” – Ben Franklin

“The guy who played Pig Vomit in that Howard Stern movie is playing me?!” – John Adams

Kickin’ It With The Big E!

Happy Earth Day! 

If you want to show the planet some love, we at THE FLEHMEN RESPONSE will be having our annual Earth Day Bonfire Saturday at 8pm (EST)! Looks to be a big one this year, so we’ve cut down a few redwoods to light up the night, which should make it pretty spectacular. And hey, since it is Earth Day and all, if you have any old batteries or broken thermometers or anything you can’t recycle like that, bring ‘em along and we’ll toss them on the bonfire. That should make for some pretty awesome fireworks, I think!

Earth Day: The one day of the year we can love Mother Nature like Oedipus did his mom!

SPARKY’S SUMMER TO DO LIST

Since folks have asked what I’ll be up to this summer season, I’ve compiled a little list. Now, understand it’s still a work in progress but I think this pretty well encapsulates my plans for the next few months…

See Dora and the Lost City of Gold in 2D, 3D, RealD 3D, IMAX, IMAX 3D and DLP Digital Projection

Loose Capuchin monkey in Campbell River, BC to confuse and vex locals

Manscape

Create new seafood delicacy called fishtoes

Teach my cats a neat dance I choreographed to Old Town Road

Swim with the Dolphins

Comfort Theresa May when she gets leaves office

Record full schedule of FIFA Women’s World Cup on DVR and watch in one epic fempowerment marathon

Sell illegal fireworks at roadside stand with cousin Stumpy

Patch holes in my Spider-Man costume for Spider-Man: Far From Home premiere on July 2

Practice my close up magic for the boys down at the VFW

Build a 1:1 scale Lego model of an Easter Island head

Put taxi medallion up for sale on Craigslist

Fight Minotaur to death

Fly my Lear jet down to South America for the total eclipse of the sun

Construct garden maze in the shape of Dame Judi Dench

Learn the correct way to boil corn

Go to Publix and draw funny faces on watermelons with magic marker

Get Dr. Scholl’s inserts

Catch NKOTB on the Mixtape Tour at PNC Center July 7

Don’t fill up on breadsticks

Stock up on Ban de Soleil for the Saint-Tropez tan

Join Juan Carlos I in Spanish retirement

Well, damn. I’ve got my work cut out for me. See you in Autumn, suckers!

He’s The Boss

Is it patriotic? Maybe. Is it necessary?  Perhaps not … but if you ask yourself Is it freakin’ awesome? then you got a whole new ballgame going.

Bruce Springsteen sings 4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy). Enjoy.

June 28 Trivia Rankings

Another fantastic week of trivia and another close game (a tie for first and a tie for third) but some familiar faces were missing. Quizlings, I’d better see some pics of your summer holiday or hospital stay because those are the only reasons to miss the fun!

There will be trivia (and some fireworks) next Wednesday so come out and celebrate 241 years of ‘Murica.

This week, it was all about an Amazon princess, a Russian invasion and a billion dollars worth of tequila. And then there was this special appearance:

Now how’d your team do? Here are the weekly rankings…

We Won … Wait, That’s Fake News	64
20 Years Since Tyson-Holyfield Bite Fight	64
They Can Take Our Health Care But They Can Never Take Our Trivia	62
GOP Healthcare Plan = Don’t Be Sick or Poor. Duh!	62
Opie Wan Kenobi	61
The Soggy Mints	60
Russian Dolls Are So Full Of Themselves	58
Phil’s Been Knicked	58
The Qwizarding World Of Harry Potter	55
Winnie The Pooch	54
20 Years Of Avoiding Harry Potter	53
Stone Cold Jane Austen	52
Cliff Paul To Houston	49
Purple Trolls	49
The Losers Without Fidget Spinners	48
Kid Free	44
I Thought You’d Be Taller	43
Dear Mister President, About That Fake News – Love, Time Magazine	42
Rounders Starring Matt Damon	32

_____ Fourth Of July!

I just wanted to wish everyone a safe, happy and enjoyable 4th of July! But if you can’t have a safe, happy and enjoyable Independence Day, I hope you have at least a safe and happy 4th of July! But, okay, sure – if you can’t have a safe and happy Independence Day, I hope you can have at the very least a safe 4th of July. Honestly, just stay safe. Safety first. But, let’s be honest, if you can’t have a safe Independence Day, please remember that if you can locate those missing fingers don’t forget to keep them on ice as you race to the emergency room!

They Say It’s Your Earth Day!

Happy Earth Day! 

If you want to show the planet some love, THE FLEHMEN RESPONSE will be having its annual Earth Day Bonfire tonight at 8pm (EST). Looks to be a big one this year, so we’ve cut down a few redwoods to light up the night, which should make it pretty damn spectacular. And hey – if you have any old batteries or broken thermometers or anything you can’t recycle like that, bring ’em along and we’ll toss them on the bonfire. That should make for some pretty awesome fireworks!

Earth Day: Let’s love Mother Nature like Oedipus did his mom!