I just wanted to wish everyone a safe, happy and enjoyable 4th of July! But if you can’t have a safe, happy and enjoyable Independence Day, I hope you have at least a safe and happy 4th of July! But, okay, sure – if you can’t have a safe and happy Independence Day, I hope you can have at the very least a safe 4th of July. Honestly, just stay safe. Safety first. But, let’s be honest, if you can’t have a safe Independence Day, please remember that if you can locate those missing fingers don’t forget to keep them on ice as you race to the emergency room!
_____ Fourth Of July!