Posts Tagged ‘Spider-Man’

FIVE RANDOM FIVE (Superhero Edition)

February 7, 2017

Five Batman Mistakes

Not getting over the death of his parents

Underestimating Bane

Not adopting Dick Grayson

Nipples on the Clooney Batsuit

Everything Adam West

 

Five Really Lame But Kinda Useful Superpowers

Ability to keep Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia from melting (once it’s been scooped into a bowl only)

Power to keep dogs from defecating on your lawn by emitting powerful pheromone that alerts canines to your dominance

Can tell the age of a wine by listening to it being poured

Cablekinesis (can turn Time-Warner DVR on & off from across the room without a remote)

Talent to detect what a person ate by sniffing their passed gas

 

Five Rejected Avengers

Iron Manwich

Captain America Ferrara

Hawkeye Pierce, MD

The Black Window

Nick Fury, Agent of SHIELDS & YARNELL

 

Five Comic Book Sound Effects I Recently Read

ZZZZXXXXXXTT

KSHHHRHH

POKA-POKA-POKA-POKA!

PAFT

FABOOM

 

Five Spider-Man Complaints

Web shooters run out of fluid at inconvenient times

People think spiders are insects

Reporters forget to hyphenate name

Sweaty mask = oily T-Zone

Mary Jane rarely lets him “hit the jackpot” anymore

March 2 Trivia Rankings

March 2, 2016

Thanks to all the Quizlings who came out to play. A few of you regulars were missed so we sure hope to see you next week.

In the meantime, please VOTE for us over at indyweek.com  in Best Of The Triangle (polls close Sunday). I do this trivia thing because I love to do it. I’ll keep doing it until I can’t any longer (read: “cold, dead hands”). Winning something like this would be pretty damn awesome, I have to admit. Anything you can do to help would be appreciated.

Also, read about that record-setting Spidey comic book and check out astronaut Scott Kelly’s simian escapades …

Now, here are the team rankings for this week.

We Know Words. We Have The Best Words 69
More Cher Questions 68
#OscarsSoLong 68
Trump/West 2016 59
Candian Visa Appllicants 57
6th Time Is The Charm … For Leo 55
Super Tuesday? Meh. Super Wednesday? Pizza! 54
Roy Williams Didn’t Faint Grayson Allen Tripped Him 49
Give The Bear An Oscar 48
I Wanna Be Leo’s Trefoils 48
What’s The Opposite Of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken 46
We Thought This Was Speed Dating 45
Donald Is Cruzing To W.H. 44
Birth Ballers 37
Political Jokes Often Get Elected 37
Over The Hillary 35
2 White Guys And An Oversized Asian 32
White Lightning 23

November 4 Trivia Rankings

November 5, 2015

Thanks to all you Quizlings who made it out to play. I hope a good time was had by all. Join me Friday at the Museum of Life & Science for a fun charity night Pop Quiz!

Read about the new Colossus of Rhodes at the project website.

See the intro for Spider-Man And His Amazing Friends

And, of course, possibly one of the most famous wrong headlines of all time …

ddt

Now, here are the rankings …

Duke Lost. Deal With It 69
My New Age Exceeds The Number Of Voters In Yesterday’s Election 66
We’re Not Done With Cheese 65
Pizza Is The Answer 62
Wouldn’t You Like To Go Back In Time And Put Some Money On The Royals? 62
In Your Dreams 62
4th Place Prize Is Abject Humiliation 61
Soccer Is A Sport, Sparky 61
The Russians? You Can’t Handle The Russians! 56
BNT 54
Not So High-O In Ohio 50
The Jamiroquai Jamiracles 47
Our Smart People Left Us 47
The 3 Best Friends 47
Par 1 46
The Worgis 37
I’ll Be Bach. You Can Be Mozart 37
Still Round On The Ends – Not So High In The Middle 30

FIVE RANDOM FIVE

May 4, 2014

Five Women Who Turned Me Down

Ginger W. – Coffee after work

Jill O. – Senior prom

Mrs. Bailey, 5th Grade teacher – My marriage proposal

Kim C. – Moving with her to DC

Margaret G. – Pretty much anything romantic, intimate, long-term or sexual

 

Five German Words That Kind Of Sound Dirty

Ausfahrt

Lichtblick

Sechs

Schnittmuster

Schaftsucher

 

Five Muppet Mistakes

Getting drunk at Christmas Party & telling Kermit what you really think of him

Sharing a hot tub with Kevin Clash

Machine washing & not dry cleaning

Taking Henson’s name in vain

Biting the hand that fills you

 

Five Rejected Toys

Rock’em Sock’em Rabbis

Easy Bake Oxen

Tickle Me Elmore Leonard

Hungry Hungry Hipsters

Stretchmark Armstrong

 

Five Surprises in Amazing Spider-Man 2

Peter Parker competes on America’s Got Talent

Stan Lee cameos as Gwen Stacy’s creepy, “handsy” uncle

J. Jonah Jameson becomes contributor to the HuffPo

Aunt May gets her groove back

Spidey’s biggest nemesis turns out to be buttcrack-riding spandex