Posts Tagged ‘Earth Day’

FIVE RANDOM FIVE

August 14, 2020

Five Days I Wouldn’t Mind Reliving

Wedding

Earth Day, 1990

They Might Be Giants concert

Fourth of July picnic at Mookie’s 

Discovering MTV at Mr. Gatti’s

 

Five Comic Book Sound Effects I Recently Read

SPOKK

SKRUD

WROK

TUK TUK TUK

CWOOOOOOMMM

 

Five Months of the Year that Deserve More Days

September

October

April

December

May 

 

Five Sci Fi Heroes I Secretly Think Are Kinda Dickish

Han Solo

Gandalf

Klaatu

E.T.

Marty McFly

 

Five Muppet Sex Phrases

Raggle Frocking

Yipping

Putting down the Duckie

Emmett Otter’s Jug-band Friction

Heavy Felting

EARTH DAY INTERVIEW

April 21, 2018

April 22 has been designated as Earth Day, a time set aside to honor our Mother Earth through conservation, education and environmental awareness. And so, THE FLEHMEN RESPONSE sat down with the planet of the hour … the Third Rock From The Sun, the Big Blue Marble, Terra, our world, home … Earth. Here are some excerpts from the interview.

TFR: Scientists believe that you are around four and a half billion years old. Can you reveal your actual age?

EARTH: Six thousand. Don’t you read the Bible?

TFR: Uh, I don’t … I mean, that doesn’t …

EARTH: Ah, just yanking you! I think those religious nutjobs are hilarious. No, really, I’m 4 billion, 542 million, 938 thousand, and nine years old, as of today.

TFR: So Earth Day is your birthday?

EARTH: Well, it’s the day I celebrate. I was adopted.

TFR: Adopted?

EARTH: By Jupiter. I don’t like to talk about it much. We’re estranged now. (more…)

FIVE RANDOM FIVE

April 22, 2017

Five Snap, Crackle & Pop Associates

Pow

Wham

Plop

Pffft!

Kazoowie

 

Five Sins of Omission

Not telling the kid he’s adopted

Keeping your opinion to yourself

Letting her think you went to Jared when you didn’t

Not admitting you can’t drive a stick

Letting others blame it on the dog

 

Five Things That Kind of Sound Like Pickles

Pimples

Kellie Pickler

Pixels

Pimp Canes

Pippa

 

Five Questions You Don’t Want To Hear In An Elevator

I wonder what would happen if the cable suddenly snapped?

Will you hold me like there’s no tomorrow?

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior?

Phew! What did you have for dinner last night?

Would you like a free hernia check?

 

Five Earth Day Faux Pas

Pamphlet bombing a mall parking lot to promote your event

Showing An Inconvenient Truth at an RNC gathering

Dancing on the grave of Rachel Carson

Having Nickelback perform

Burning “Save the Earth” into an old growth forest so it can be seen from space

They Say It’s Your Earth Day!

April 22, 2016

Happy Earth Day! 

If you want to show the planet some love, THE FLEHMEN RESPONSE will be having its annual Earth Day Bonfire tonight at 8pm (EST). Looks to be a big one this year, so we’ve cut down a few redwoods to light up the night, which should make it pretty damn spectacular. And hey – if you have any old batteries or broken thermometers or anything you can’t recycle like that, bring ’em along and we’ll toss them on the bonfire. That should make for some pretty awesome fireworks!

Earth Day: Let’s love Mother Nature like Oedipus did his mom!

EARTH DAY INTERVIEW

April 22, 2015

The week of April 20th through the 24th has been designated as Earth Week, a time set aside to honor our Mother Earth through conservation, education and environmental awareness. And so, THE FLEHMEN RESPONSE sat down with the planet of the hour … the Third Rock From The Sun, the Big Blue Marble, Terra, our world, home … Earth. Here are some excerpts from the interview.

TFR: Scientists believe that you are around four and a half billion years old. Can you reveal your actual age?

EARTH: Six thousand. Don’t you read the Bible?

TFR: Uh, I don’t … I mean, that doesn’t …

EARTH: Ah, just yanking you! I think those religious nutjobs are hilarious. No, really, I’m 4 billion, 542 million, 238 thousand, and nine years old, as of today.

TFR: So Earth Day is your birthday?

EARTH: Well, it’s the day I celebrate. I was adopted. (more…)