Five Vehicle-Related Songs
Cars – Gary Numan
The Key to Her Ferrari – Thomas Dolby
Hot Rod Lincoln – Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen
Ol’ 55 – The Eagles
Chevy Van – Sammy John
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Five Potato Weapons
Potato Gun
Brass Russet
Yam-a-pult
Nuclear Murphy
Switchspud
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Five Really Great Hiding Places for Hide ‘N’ Go Seek
In the laundry hamper
Outside (even though the rules expressly forbid it)
Duct taped to bathroom ceiling
Directly behind the Seeker
Narnia (accessible through wardrobe only)
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Five Fictional Crushes
Daphne from Scooby Doo
Anne of Green Gables
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
St. Pauli Girl
She-Hulk (Sensational, not Savage)
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Five Forgotten Folk Heroes
Soapy Jim, Cleanest Rascal West of the Pecos
Sweet Sally Shortbread, Grateful Dead Groupie
Manicured Mel, Gunslingin’ Dandy
Johnny Applebee’s
Carl Birnbaum, Paul Bunyan’s Accountant
The Flehmen Response 