FIVE RANDOM FIVE

Five Vehicle-Related Songs

Cars – Gary Numan

The Key to Her Ferrari– Thomas Dolby

Hot Rod Lincoln – Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen 

Ol’ 55 – The Eagles 

Chevy Van – Sammy John

 

Five Potato Weapons

Potato Gun

Brass Russet

Yam-a-pult

Nuclear Murphy

Switchspud

 

Five Really Great Hiding Places for Hide ‘N’ Go Seek

In the laundry hamper

Outside (even though the rules expressly forbid it)

Duct taped to bathroom ceiling

Directly behind the Seeker

Narnia (accessible through wardobe only)

 

Five Fictional Crushes

Daphne from Scooby Doo

Anne of Green Gables

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

St. Pauli Girl

She-Hulk (Sensational, not Savage)

 

Five Forgotten Folk Heroes

Soapy Jim, Cleanest Rascal West of the Pecos

Sweet Sally Shortbread, Grateful Dead Groupie

Manicured Mel, Gunslingin’ Dandy

Johnny Applebee’s

Carl Birnbaum, Paul Bunyan’s Accountant

 

Sparky MacMillan hasn’t been right since he got hit by the plow.
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