FIVE RANDOM FIVE (Fourth Of July Edition)

FIVE FOURTH OF JULY SONGS

Mariah Carey – Fourth of July

Katy Perry  – Firework

Chicago – Saturday In The Park

Bruce Springsteen – 4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)

Fallout Boy – Fourth of July

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FIVE TYPES OF FIREWORKS

Roman Candle

Bottle Rocket

Spinning Frenzy

Insolent Whelp

Satan’s Candelabra

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FIVE AMERICAN PIES

Key Lime Pie

Sweet Potato Pie

Pecan Pie

Boston Cream Pie

Effin’ Freedom Pie, Baby!!!

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FIVE UNCLE SAM FEARS

Demagoguery

Nuclear war

Democracy being watered down by career politicians serving their own selfish needs

Heights

People will realize his “I want you” slogan was actually a pick up line

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FIVE THINGS OUR FOUNDING FATHERS SAID

“Give me liberty or give me death.” – Patrick Henry

“Have another beer.” – Samuel Adams

 “We must be unanimous; there must be no pulling different ways; we hang together.” – Thomas Jefferson

“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” – Ben Franklin

“The guy who played Pig Vomit in that Howard Stern movie is playing me?!” – John Adams