Five Cover Songs That May Be Better Than The Original
Roll Over Beethoven – ELO
Got To Get You Into My Life – Earth, Wind and Fire
Hazy Shade of Winter – The Bangles
For You – Manfred Mann’s Earth Band
The Loco-Motion – Grand Funk Railroad and/or Kylie Minogue
Five Signs of the Apocalypse This Week
Temp swings 100 degress in a week!
Arkansas’s unexplained earthquakes
Coffee prices rise to 14-year high
Computer Watson bests human champs on Jeopardy!
Five Rejected Breakfast Cereals
Froot Poops
Marion Boo Berry
Grope-Nuts
Licky Charms
Fruit ‘n Favre
Five Other Things Old MacDonald Had
A 1959 Ford Galaxie
A license to kill
Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass’ 1965 album Whipped Cream & Other Delights
The strength of ten (because his heart was pure)
Mrs. MacDonald
Five James Bond Meat Titles
A View to a Kielbasa
The Spam Who Loved Me
The Man with the HoneyBaked Ham
From Russia with Brisket
On Her Majesty’s Summer Sausage
Sparky MacMillan is a private banana who bruises easily.
The Flehmen Response 