To the idiots who thought it was a good idea to bring a fussy 2-year-old to the 10pm showing of Logan last night – sleep peacefully knowing that although you were rude, distracting and thoughtless you were NOT the most annoying moviegoers in the auditorium merely because the drunken stoners who loudly stumbled in about 1/3 of the way through (and left just as ninja-like about 20 minutes before the end) edged you out of that dubious honor. Nevertheless, I salute you and your brazen lack moviehouse etiquette and hope some other cinema patron with less of a sense of humor than myself visits you in the night ready, willing and able to shove a large box of popcorn shoved up your backside.
Posts Tagged ‘X-Men’
Five Dog Songs
Walkies On Sunshine
Harlem, Shake! Good Boy!
You Can Call Me Alpo
Who Let The Us Out?
Five Lesser Known X-Men
Five Really Stupid Conspiracy Theories
The moon landing was real but the moon was fake
Squirrels can read the minds of nuts
The documentary “Inside Job” was, in fact, an inside job
Chemtrails are really lines of coke for God
ED drugs were created by the government to mind control the flaccid
Five Historical Game Shows
Let’s Make A New Deal
Are You Smarter Than A 5th Columnist?
Battle Of The Network Tsars
Beat The Hippie
Vlad, Vlad … Don’t Impale Me!
Five Ways To Defeat Donald Trump
Introduce a viable Conservative third party candidate
Expose the underlying fallacy of his campaign
Stab him in the heart with the Sword of Truth
Destroy all his horcruxes
Trick him into saying his name backwards so he has to return to his home dimension
It was a beautiful evening for trivia, Quizlings. Thanks to my Greg Fishel voodoo doll, the thunderstorms were kept at bay and we managed to get through five rounds of awesomeness, including one bonus round that deceptively had very little to do with Cher. But if I could turn back time, I believe I might do things differently and make it all about Glen’s favorite dark lady. Sigh. If only I were strong enough.
Please vote for Tomato Jake’s for Trivia Night In Durham County in the Indyweek‘s Best Of The Triangle 2016 (in the Out & About category). Screen cap that balloting goodness and send it to me and I will reward you. Promise!
Meanwhile, if you’re interested in buying the X-Mansion, lemme know. I’ll go halfsies.
Now, here are this week’s trivia rankings. See you next time, Quizlings!
|Sometimes It Snows In April||70|
|Woman Card, Your Order Is Ready||65|
|Prince For President – Still Better Than Anyone Who’s Running||64|
|Fear The Fiorina||63|
|Let’s Go Crazy!||59|
|The Bathroom Signs||58|
|Chandler Bingo Was His Name-O!||57|
|The Team Formerly Known As Prince||55|
|I’ll Have The Twisted Curry||52|
|The Great Northern||51|
|Put Prince On The $20 Bill And Call It $19.99||48|
|Hillary says,”Love Trump#####”||47|