Posts Tagged ‘Winnie the Pooh’

Recipe for Disaster

October 10, 2017

Really? Someone thought this was a good idea?

Disgusting.

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April 19 Trivia Rankings

April 19, 2017

A lovely night for trivia, my Quizlings! Thank you to all who came out to play. We maybe learned a wee bit about ICE, Pooh and Swell along the way. And then there was this little ditty…

Now here are this week’s rankings …

O’Reilly’s New Job Is Handing Out Tic Tacs At Mar-A-Lago 69
Killing The O’Reilly Factor 63
We Come For Trivia But We Stay For The Glen 63
Patriots Don’t Usually Choke 62
Hang In There, Aaron 62
The O’Trivia Factor 59
It’s Okay… Mother Pence Knows I’m Here 56 (tie)
Love To See You Walk Away, Bill 56 (tie)
Prison Looking To Fill Opening For New Tight End 56
Out“Fox”ing O’Reilly 53
E Pluribus Anus 51
Harvey Wallbanger’s Fuzzy Navel 51
DFTBA 47
Coors Lit 43

FIVE RANDOM FIVE

March 24, 2015

Five Hipster Books

To Kale a Mockingbird

From Here to Urban Outfitters

A Beard Grows In Brooklyn

Their Eyes Were Watching Wes Anderson

The Artisanal Grapes of Wrath

 

Five Euphemisms For Pregnancy

In the family way

Up the duff

Go Go Gadget Zygote!

Cribbin’ the ute

Pulling a Duggar

 

Five Reasons to Hate Winnie the Pooh

He’s not a real bear

He got his stupid head stuck in a honey jar

He hunted the heffalump to extinction

He smells like wet stuffing

He poohs in the woods

 

Five More Ways To Leave Your Lover

Leave on a ferry, Gary.

Grab an axe and decapitate, Nate.

Shove her bloody face in, Jason.

Dose her with strychnine, er –uh, Rick … stein.

Get your gun and shart shootin’, Putin.

 

Five Retroactove Product Placements in Movies

“Well I got her number. How do you like them Snapples?”

“They call me Mister Pibbs!”

“Forget it, Jake, it’s Chinet.”

“As god is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again – thanks to Stouffer’s Lean Cuisine!”

“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some BUSH’s Baked Beans and a nice Franzia, the wine in a box.”