Posts Tagged ‘Violence’

Charles Schulz Would NOT Approve

November 11, 2017

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I once nearly killed a man with a Snoopy Sno Cone Machine. No, I’m not saying the man had a Snoopy Sno Cone Machine and I nearly killed him. No, I had the Snoopy Sno Cone Machine and I used it to nearly kill a man. Who is not important. The details are not important. But trust me when I say that the Snoopy Sno Cone Machine may make delicious frozen treats … but, under the right circumstances, it is also a lethal weapon.

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The Easter Bunny Hates You

April 16, 2017

This. NEVER. Gets. Old.

Happy Easter!

Charles Schulz Would NOT Approve

September 29, 2014

I once nearly killed a man with a Snoopy Sno Cone Machine. Not saying the man had a Snoopy Sno Cone Machine and I nearly killed him. No, I had the Snoopy Sno Cone Machine and I used it to nearly kill a man. Who is not important. The details are not important. But trust me when I say that the Snoopy Sno Cone Machine may make delicious frozen treats … but, under the right circumstances, it is also a lethal weapon. 

The Easter Bunny Hates You

April 20, 2014

This. NEVER. Gets. Old.