Posts Tagged ‘TMI’

No Haircut & Just One Bit

February 25, 2017

Had a bandage on my hand the other day due to a minor injury¬†and some nosy git at a convenience store asked me how I hurt myself. “Shaving,” I said. “You shave your hand?” he shot back. I looked at him like he couldn’t do rudimentary math and told him, “I didn’t say I was shaving myself.” Yeah, that shut him up.