Five Bad Local Commercials
Five Books I Recommend That You’ve Probably Never Heard Of
The Wampanaki Tales by James Howard Kunstler
The Quartzsite Trip by William Hogan
Super-Folks by Robert Mayer
The Choking Doberman: And Other “New” Urban Legends by Jan Harold Brunvand
Diet for a New America by John Robbins
Five of My Favorite Sci Fi Clichés
The alien planet turns out to be Earth
Protagonist attempts to change the past, thereby creating the future he hoped to prevent
The alien is not the bad guy but the good guy
The hero turns out to be dead or from a parallel Earth or an alien
… But no one remembers!
Five Ways to Prank a Roommate, Two of Which I’ve Done
Lysol in his milk
Ex-Lax brownies
Identity theft
Skunk juice in his fabric softener
Cardboard standup of Batman in the shower
Five Bad Places to Hide a Spare Key
Under the front door mat
The lock
On your keychain with the other keys
Fiji
The Paleozoic Era
The Flehmen Response 