Posts Tagged ‘Stranger Things’

July 26 Trivia Rankings

July 27, 2017

Oh what a night, Quizlings! There were jokes – oh so many jokes – and a Stranger Things tee and ice cream and mistakes (red – white – really, who can tell the difference?) and – and – this guy …

I’ll post some of the awesome jokes you gave me shortly. Right now, getcher rankings on with this little line-up:

What The New Beer Pitcher Lacks In Length It Makes Up For In Girth 67
Pity The Beleaguered Keebler 66
We’re Off Our Game 64
Lucky In The Sky With Diamonds 64
Please God Don’t Ever Offer TV Game Shows As A Bonus Category Again 63
Chris Forgot The Cheesey Bread – Shame! 63
I Don’t Think Morgan’s Coming 63
We Eat Pizza And Know Things 62
I’ve Got A Lucky Whitehead On My Face 61
Team Baby Boy 60
We Drink And Know Things (Hopefully) 57
Spicer Fell Off The Rack 57
I Can Smeall Your Wings From Here 56
Our Gift Cards Went to The Beach 55
John McCain Leaves Us In Stitches 54
Shia Surprise 53
Kiddie Pool Full Of Hose Water 53
Scaramucci Scaramucci Will You Do The Fandango 49
I Thought You’d Be Taller 46
LeBron Can’t Leave You If You leave Him First 43
I Recuse Myself From First Second And Third Place 42
Cam Sux 42
Kyrie Wouldn’t Want To Be On Our Team Either 42
Doctor Know 35
Arcking 35
I’m Too Hungry, Man 31
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July 19 Trivia Rankings

July 19, 2017

Another magnificent week of trivia, my Quizlings! I hope you were able to attend. If not, there’s always next week – a week in which a Strangers Things fan gets a cool prize and you can try to make me laugh my bringing your best joke!

This week, there was talk of Spider-Man, Emmy nominations and big honkin’ piece of ice. And there was this blast from the past:

Now, here are the team rankings for the week. See you next Wednesday!

Meeting With Putin At The Waffle House 66
We Have No Idea What Happened This Week 64
GOPeeing On My Heath Care 63
George Romero: Dead Or Undead? 63
MILFs Do A Body Good 60
Our Team Is On Vacation, We’re Gonna Lose 59
Buzzfeed Says We’re Winning 59
This Election Wasn’t Even “Made In America” 59
Yay For Weiner Day 59
Art Of The Attention Span? (Not So Much) 59
You Won’t Believe The Size Of My Zucchini 59
Here For The Right Reasons 57
Collateral Damage 54
A Magician Was Driving Down The Road Then He Turned Into A Driveway 53
Spider-Pig 52
Last Week’s Third Place Team 51
Don Jr. Hopes These Four Years Are Over Soon – We Hope It’s Sooner 51
Knick Knack Paddy Whack Give The Dog A Bone 48
Hot Dogs 47
I Smell Like Beef 45
Soar High, Falcons 42
Shut The Front Door 39
They Stole Our Name 39
Duke Tennis Kid 18