Posts Tagged ‘Spongemonkeys’

November 2 Trivia Rankings

November 2, 2016

A fun night of trivia, Quizlings. Some might even say “intimate” but I don’t want to be accused of sexual harassment. Thanks to everyone who came out to play. If you missed it, you’re obviously a fan of the CMAs. That’s okay – there’ll be more leftover Halloween candy to be had next Wednesday.

Along the way, we learned about pumpkins, presidents and pet costumes. Plus, there were these fine fellows…

Now here are this week’s team rankings. See how you did…

It’s Techni-can Not Techni-can’t 60
Still Waiting For The Great Pumpkin 58
So I Hear There’s Some Sort Of Sporting Event Tonight 57
6 Days Til No More Political Ads 55
Someone’s Losing Streak Willl End Tonight … It’s Not Ours 55
No Shame 52
The Kit Kat Club 47
Deez Nuts & Johnson 2016 46
The Three Musketeers 44
We’re Late 43
Not Putin Up With Microsoft 38
Nameless 32

And so, my Quizlings, I’ll leave you with Mr. Rip Taylor on the Letterman show…



March 16, 2014

Five Reasons Not To Tip Your Waiter


The dessert arrives before the appetizer

He coughs in your face and laughs like a hyena

His BO is more pungent than your garlic curry

It’s a dine and dash!


Five Sandwiches That Scare Me


A Po’ Boy

Anything from Quizno’s ever since the Spongemonkeys

Fluffernutter (seriously, what the hell IS that?!)

French dipwad


Five Odd Things To Keep In Your Crisper Drawer

Leather falconry gauntlets

A calcified granuloma

A chastity belt

A copy of The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers #2

Actor J. K. Simmons


Five Lesser Known St. Patrick’s Day Traditions

Green beards

Walking with a potato between your knees

Screaming like a banshee when anyone plays Sinead O’Connor

Tickling strangers on the bus

“Slapping the Black Pudding”


Five Things Vladimir Putin Is Overcompensating For

Emotionally stunted due to lack of parents’ love

Not asked to Russian high school prom

Lactose intolerance

Shirt allergies

His extremely small Crimean peninsula