Posts Tagged ‘Sheetcake’

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September 24, 2016
I ate some Cannelloni once at this kid’s birthday party. His mother came into the kitchen and screamed at me that it was their dinner and I should stay out of her refrigerator. I’m sorry, I said, that orange sherbet and sheetcake you got going on in the den just ain’t doin’ it for me, lady.¬†She quickly ushered me out the side door and told me never to come back. The joke was on her ‘though¬†since I wasn’t invited to the party in the first place!
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