Posts Tagged ‘Quotations’

Have A Ball (Peen)

November 20, 2017

“This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.” – Will Rogers

And you know what they say: one baby with a hammer is dangerous and frightening – but two babies with hammers is pay-per-view fun!


Don’t You Think The Joker Laughs At You?

October 22, 2016

“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.” – Niels Bohr

Woo hoo! Yes!  I’m a dating expert!

Life Lessons

January 11, 2016

“I was taught very early that I would have to depend entirely upon myself; that my future lay in my own hands.” — Darius Ogden Mills

Yeah.  I learned the same thing in my teen years, too.

God Smack

November 20, 2015

“I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.” – Frank Lloyd Wright

So. Either he’s very enlightened and spiritual – or a tremendously bad speller.


April 24, 2015

“You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you.” – James Lane Allen

And yet, surprisingly, I never find myself in Heather Graham’s shower.

Make Me An Offer

February 15, 2015

“Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.” – Wally Lamb

What if I’m lactose intolerant?  What if he’s really fugly and sweaty?

Believe It Or Not

January 21, 2015

“There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking.” – Alfred Korzybski

Talk radio discourse in a nutshell, I’d say.

All Or Nothing At All

October 12, 2014

“All generalizations are dangerous, even this one.” – Alexandre Dumas

What a ridiculous notion. Generalizations may be borne of ignorance but they can’t possibly be dangero – oh my god! That generalization’s got a knife!! Look out, monsignor! Eeeeeyaaaggghhhh!!!!!!

I’m A Believer

September 3, 2014

“If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.” – Lord Salisbury

If you believe my mom, I should be blind by now.