Posts Tagged ‘Pieman’

Simonized

March 1, 2019

Simple Simon met a pieman

Going to the fair;

Says Simple Simon to the pieman,

“Let me taste your ware.”

Says the pieman to Simple Simon,

“Show me first your penny.”

Says Simple Simon to the pieman,

“Indeed I have not any.”

Pretend it’s all just an innocent nursery rhyme if you want but I know this is the type of thing that would end up on an episode of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit some time.

Simonize

March 20, 2014

Simple Simon met a pieman

Going to the fair;

Says Simple Simon to the pieman,

“Let me taste your ware.”

Says the pieman to Simple Simon,

“Show me first your penny.”

Says Simple Simon to the pieman,

“Indeed I have not any.”

Is it just me or does this sound like an incident that would end up on an episode of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit some time?