Awesomeness ensued. That’s what I want on my tombstone. It also describes the action that went down Wednesday night at Tomato Jakes. “Awesomeness ensued.”
The was a Terminator head, canine cinema and treats for Rosie, Ace, Sugar and Anthony. Plus this slow jam:
Now here are the rankings for the week:
| J Is For Genius | 70 |
| Went To Orlando – All I Got Was This Stupid Hurricane | 68 |
| Mike Pence Hacked Ted Cruz’s Twitter Account | 65 |
| Where Were You And Your Bitches Last Week | 63 |
| Equifu** | 62 |
| Ted Cruz Promises He’s Never Liked Porn | 62 |
| Alexa, Is God Mad At Us? | 62 |
| Cassini is Taking A Dive | 61 |
| No Way, Jose | 60 |
| For Sale – Newly Minted Oceanfront Property | 59 |
| Thanks For Nothing, Equifax | 58 |
| Globetrotters | 57 |
| Pickles | 54 |
| Zodiac Twitter Hack | 53 |
| 5 Dogs, 1 Park | 53 |
| Muffin Bullets | 53 |
| Somebody Tell Chipotle That’s Nacho Cheese | 45 |
| You Don’t Know Jac | 31 |
The Flehmen Response 