Posts Tagged ‘John Lennon’

Unbelievable But True Facts

April 1, 2019

Check out these amazing facts. Some are incredible. All are true.

Don Rickles was a sniper for the US Army.

Celery was used as an aphrodisiac by the ancient Macedonians.

The most prolific songwriter of all time was Flemish composer Cornelis Verdonck. By the time of his death at 62, he had written over 8,400 madrigals, all of which were performed regularly during the Renaissance.

In 2009, Tufts University offered a course on the TV show “Airwolf.” Ten students signed up for it.

The Macarena was once banned in Fort Lee, New Jersey.

Some species of sea slug can secrete a viscous membrane that, when hardened, is similar to Teflon.

If you could stretch out the alimentary canals of all humans on Earth, they would reach the moon. If you could do the same for all the insects on the Earth, their alimentary canals would reach Pluto.

Due to a lack of royal heirs, the kingdom of Prussia was ruled by a Weimaraner for four days in 1679. (more…)

FIVE RANDOM FIVE

January 24, 2017

Five Days The Music Died

Buddy Holly’s plane crash (1959)

John Lennon’s assassination (1980)

KISS goes make-up free (1983)

The “Soy Bomb” incident (1998)

The release of Kevin Federline’s album (2008)

 

Five Nursery Rhyme Characters That Are Dicks

Old King Cole

Wee Willie Winkie

Georgie Porgie

Little Jack Horner

Cock Robin

 

Five Reasons To Watch “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”

Lost a bet

Easily swayed by pop culture icons

Remote went missing – can’t change channel

Your family looks like saints compared to these vain, talentless famewhores

Haven’t been the same since that mule kicked you in the head

 

Five Puzzling & Regrettable Cracker Jack Prizes

An opened ketchup packet

Gangrene

Sawdust

A crude drawing of Seth Meyers

A smaller, tinier box of Cracker Jacks

 

Five Signs You’ll Never Be Nominated For An Academy Award

Your movie was shot on your phone in your parent’s basement

Your “animated short” is nothing but a VHS of an old Popeye cartoon

The screenplay was adapted from a Denny’s menu

Sound track consists solely of fart noises

Your name is Vin Diesel