Posts Tagged ‘Girl Scout Cookies’

February 7 Trivia Rankings

February 8, 2018

Thanks to all the Quizlings who made it out to this week’s Wednesday Night Trivia! Always appreciated.

Next week: It’s love, exciting and new! Come aboard, we’re expecting you to be apart of our Valentine’s Day massacre. (Wait, did I say “massacre?” That can’t be right.) We’ll have some love-themed questions and give away a $50 Angus Barn gift card. So save your Valentine’s revels with your sweetie for the weekend and join Tomato Jake’s for trivia next Wednesday.

This week? We took home medals at the Winter Olympics, ate some Girl Scout cookies and got filthy. Plus there was this marine chatterbox…

Now here are this week’s rankings. See how your team stacked up.

How ‘Bout That Parade? 68
Raining On Trump’s Parade 67
We Wish It Was Summer So You’d Give Us Free Ice Cream 66
For Sale: Used Tesla, Only 92 Million Miles 66
Not Clapping = Treason 65
That Halftime Show Really Could’ve Used A Nipple 65
It’s Quizness Time 63
Supercalifragilistic, Antibraggadocious 61
Space X – 1, Patriots – 0 59
Going For Trivia Gold 58
Fly, Pizza, Fly 50
The Slippery Oysters 48
Melania, Blink Twice If You Need Help 44
Bud Lite 24
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January 31 Trivia Rankings

February 1, 2018

Girl Scout Cookies, a Hello Kitty treasure hunt and a dam tiebreaker. What’s not to love?

Seriously, Quizlings, what a night! Tougher than usual? Depends on whom you ask. But the scores look more along the usual lines than last week’s Potter-filled fluke. Along the way, there were doughnuts and beers and playing cards. That’s a fun night no matter how you slice it.

Plus there was this advertising puzzler…

Now here are the weekly rankings. How’d your team do?

Record Low Unemployment For Fact Checkers 64
The Bea Arthurs 61
That’s No Moon! 60
Are These Cookies Made With Real Girl Scouts? 59
Tomato Jake’s Superb Owl Party 57
New Olympic Event: The 38th Parallel Bars 53
The Revengers 50
Republican Trainwreck Takes Out The Garbage 49
European Uniom 47
If Tomato Jake’s Played The National Anthem, We’d Kneel 47
It’s A Stormy Affair 46
Scoring More Points Than The Russian Olympic Team 45
1 Year Down, 3 To Go 45
The State Of The Trivia Union 44
18 Years Ago I Supermooned A Hospital Room 43
Periodic Table Dancers 42
League Ladies 28
We’re Here Now 26

FIVE RANDOM FIVE

December 4, 2017

Five Failed General Mills Monster Cereals

Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Honey

Invisible Man Berries

Zombie Toast Crunch

Godzillalicious

Creature from the Bran Lagoon

 

Five Zebra Fears

LionsHyenas

Stripes make them look fat

Global warming

There’ll be a Racing Stripes II

 

Five Autocorrects for Dirty Words

Batch

Peninsula

Tattle

Vagus nerve

Madden Football

 

Five Regrettable Purchases

The Boogie Bass

Stale Girl Scout Cookies

Bell bottoms

Rental insurance

Ticket for The Emoji Movie

 

Five More Ways To Leave Your Lover

Just stop tryin’, Ryan.

Hit yourself repeatedly with a rake, Blake.

Hide in a closet and be really quiet, Wyatt.

Take off on a stolen Schwinn, Flynn.

Cook her up in a pot and eat her, Peter.

 

Misfortune Cookies

February 28, 2017

A word of warning. Never haggle with a girl scout over the cost of Savannah Smiles. They budge on price as much as Carmax does. Plus they get stroppy when you try to pull the Jedi mind trick on ‘em. “I think these cookies are $2 per box and not $4.” Nope, doesn’t work. And they are much shorter than you are, so when they kick – ouch.

Not saying I got into a scuffle with a gaggle of Brownies outside Old Navy. I’m just saying it wasn’t the best day ever.

FIVE RANDOM FIVE

February 29, 2016

Five Overrated Things

The Voice

Girl Scout Cookies

IMAX

Adele

Emojis

 

Five Breakfast Cereal Mascot Fears

Fear of scurvy – Cap’n Crunch

Fear that Snap will kill him in his sleep – Pop

Fear of being institutionalized – Sonny the Cuckoo Bird

Fear of Irish stereotypes – Lucky the Leprechaun

Fear of dentist Walter Palmer – Tony the Tiger

 

Five Game Shows In Hell

The Price Is Right Up Your Colon

Name That Festering Mass

Squeal Or No Squeal

Who Wants To Be Chamillionaire?

Cash Cab

 

Five Rejected Care Bears

Sleazytime Bear

Inoperable Bear

Big Hairy Bear

Exeunt Pursued By Bear

Shhh! Our Little Secret Bear

 

Five Ways The World Would Be Different If Pop-Tarts Were Legal Tender

Kellogg’s would be the new US Mint

Banks would smell awesome

“Crazy Good” replaces “In God We Trust”

Anyone caught with Toaster Strudel would be jailed for counterfeiting

I would be broke because I’d eat my entire savings account