Posts Tagged ‘General Mills’

FIVE RANDOM FIVE

December 13, 2019

 

Five of My Favorite Sci Fi Clichés

The future is the past (and vice versa)

It all happened in the blink of an eye

Groundbreaking scientist/doctor thinks outside the box is killed by said box

Aliens visited Earth eons ago and that why they look like us or us them

Everything you know is about to change

 

Five Business I Once Thought Were Real People

Sherwin Williams

Baskin Robbins

Bennon Jerry

Hewlett Packard

General Mills

 

Five Countries That Sound Like Food

Turkey

Greece

Cameroon

Chile

Maldives

 

Five Mistakes I’ll Never Make Again

Locking keys in car on first date

Trusting a scientologist

Not reading the list of ingredients

Buying the Extended Warranty

Marriage

 

Five Rarely Used Luncheon Meats

Pustrami

Palmolive Loaf

Spam

Scorned beef

Hidethe Salami

 

FIVE RANDOM FIVE (Autumn Edition)

September 28, 2018

 

Five Other Things Christopher Columbus Discovered

Nutella

Vancouver

Himself at age 13

EDM

After five weeks on a cramped ship, 40 men begin to smell a bit gamey

 

Five Sounds Of Fall

Turkey shoots

Haunted houses

Football games

Punkin chunkin’

Leaves screaming as they die

 

Five Lesser Known General Mills Monster Cereals

Gargoyle Grape

Vanilla Yeti

Devils Food Demon

Sugarclops

Krispy Kraken

 

Five Homecoming Dance Faux Pas

Spiking the punch

Mouthing off at a chaperone

Stepping on your date’s toes

Making fun of the poor girls’ dresses

Attending now even though you graduated in the 90s

 

Five Signs Your Halloween Costume Sucks

All the other kids laugh at you

You got it on sale at the Dollar Tree

You ran out of toilet paper for your mummy after wrapping only your shin

Everyone gives you extra candy because they feel sorry for you

My mom made it

 

FIVE RANDOM FIVE (All Cereal Edition)

August 28, 2018

 

Five Failed General Mills Monster Cereals

Cthuloops

Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Honey

Zombie Toast Crunch

Chupacabran

Invisible Man Berries

 

Five Snap, Crackle & Pop Associates

Pow

Wham

Plop

Pffft!

Kazoowie

 

Five Rejected Breakfast Cereals

Froot Poops

Marion Boo Berry

Grope-Nuts

Licky Charms

Fruit ‘n Favre

 

Five Signs Your Breakfast Cereal Is Possessed

The instant it’s poured, the milk turns to blood

The ghost on the Boo Berry box is real

Your Alpha-Bits spell out “Prince of Darkness” and “666”

Cap’n Crunch’s head rotates 360 degrees

The perfunctory Snap, Crackle, Pop is followed by a statement of what your mother sucks in hell

 

Five Cereal Mascot Crimes

Toucan Sam – Cocaine possession

The Trix Rabbit – Child endangerment

Alfie, Carlyle, Dave, Brunhilde and Seadog (S. S. Guppy Crew) – Mutiny

Count Chocula – Indecent Exposure

Tony the Tiger – Grrrrrrrrand Theft Auto

 

October 18 Trivia Rankings

October 19, 2017

The turnout was light but the competition fierce nonetheless. Thanks to all who showed up to play. We’re doing it again next week so be there or be square.

What did we talk about? General Mills’ monster cereals, state fair attendance and Uranus (but only by omission).

Plus there was this hooky-playin’ fool…

And now here are the rankings for the week.

Happy Birthday, Zac Efron (And Laura) 70
One Week: One Wedding, One Anniversary And A Baby 67
Marshall Thurgood 61
J For Genius 59
Does The Halloween Store Carry The Sparky Masks? 58
I Wish I Had A 3rd Joint In My Leg 56
Bloodbath & Beyond 55
MacGyver Attitude, MacGruber Brains 53
Unemployed LinkedIn All-Stars 50
We’re Here For The Beer 46
Acccording To US VI Residents, The President Of The US Virgin Islands Is A Huge Moron 43
Angela Lansbury Is the Missing Link 38