Posts Tagged ‘Fudgie The Whale’

TEN RANDOM THINGS THAT HAVE KEPT ME AWAKE AT NIGHT

July 21, 2017

Chris Gaines? What the hell was that all about, Garth?

Bidet comes from the French word for small horse.

Where’s my rock tumbler?!

When will they release The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer on DVD?

Mylar balloons!!!!

Chuck E. Cheese‘s mascot is a freakin’ rat?! Why hasn’t the health department closed them down already?

When I was 13, I saved up my allowance until I had enough to purchase a year’s subscription to Tiger Beat. I only got 11 issues. Damn them.

Who would win in a fight: Fudgie the Whale or Cookie Puss?

“I will have two fillings!”

Who exactly left the cake out in the rain? Richard Harris said “someone” but I think the drunken sod knew who it was and was just covering for them.

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May 31 Trivia Rankings

May 31, 2017

Covfefe, Quizlings. I hoped you covfefed this week’s covfefe. It was a covfefe evening full of covfefe and covfefe. And, of course, covfefe.

Along the covfefe we covfefed about the Civil War, Australia’s covfefe and Wall Street’s urinating covfefe.

Plus there was covfefe covfefe covfefe covfefe covfefe:

Now covfefe the covfefe rankings for this covfefe …

Baby Groot Doesn’t Wear Hats 66
Hey, I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But Here’s My Number, Covfefe Maybe 66
Trump Has Sand In His Covfefe 66
This Is Not A Covfefe Reference 65
Wow, America. We’re in Deep Covfefe 64
Covfefe, Cofvedi, Cofvici 63
Coveffe, Tea Or Me 62
Another Tiger Drive Ends In A DUI 60
Team That Didn’t Mention Covfefe 60
Ask Your Doctor If Covfefe Is Right For You 58
It’s Pronounced “cov-féhf” 57
Covfefe Kerfuffle 55
Oxford Dictionary Even Says WTF 51
Baked Beans 50
Tiger Should Have Used His Driver 50
Johnson/Hanks 2020 50
#NotMyCovfefe 47
The Yankees 44
Bruh 38