1/11/17 Trivia Rankings

Do you know who these people are?

    

Then you weren’t at Wednesday night trivia this week.

Sorry for the stumpers, Quizlings, but we did learn a little bit about children’s books, vanishing wildlife and the Golden Globes, so it wasn’t a complete wash.

We’ll do it again next Wednesday. Meanwhile, here are the rankings for the week…

Sweta’s Sick, We’re Doomed	65
Trippin’ With Grayson	63
Our Constitution Is About To Get A Golden Shower	61
Hidden Fences Starring Samuel L. Fisher	60
Sicilian Brazilian	60
Nothing Fake About Jake’s (Holla!)	58
Fake News Doesn’t Get A Question	58
Enter Team Name Here	56
Ice Ice Baby	56
Gaslighting America	54
If Only Russia Could Hack Our Trivia Team	52
That Bitch Cut Off The Dramatic Reading	51
Y’all Know Michelle Don’t Play	51
The Fast & The Furious: Trivia Drift	48
The Hot Ones	46
Stuck In La La Land	39
Gluttons For Punishment	31

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FIVE RANDOM FIVE

Five Tony Award Crushes

Audra McDonald

Emmy Rossum

Kate Mara

Jessie Mueller

Hedwig

 

Five Places That Sound Dirty

Bangkok

Lake Titicaca

The Dry Tortugas

Cockfosters

Fukuoka

 

Five Rejected Children’s Book Titles

The Very Horny Caterpillar

Oh the Places You’ll Go To The Bathroom

A Winklevoss in Time

Charlotte’s Adult Webcam

Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret Thatcher

 

Five Ways To Make Horse Racing More Interesting

The horses ride the jockeys

Track is shaped like an Escher drawing

Every horse equipped with lasers and bayonets

Only spectators allowed are belligerent monkeys

Loser becomes dinner at nearest homeless shelter

 

Five Florida Tourist Slogans

It’s not the heat – it’s the stupidity.

Where grandmas goes to die and coeds go to get wild.

Too hot to panhandle.

Come for Disney. Stay for … uh … nope, Disney is pretty much it.

Teabagging Cuba since the 16th century.