Posts Tagged ‘Bob Mould’

FIVE RANDOM FIVE

July 31, 2017

Five Hamster Complaints

Owner never changes the drinking water

Mrs. Quigley’s third grade class always staring

Gridlock in DC makes progressive legislation virtually impossible

Wife ate all the kids

THIS $%&ING WHEEL GOES NOWHERE!!

 

Five Things I’ve Never Had In My Kitchen

Dutch oven

Fennel

Panini press

Cupcake corer

Bob Mould

 

Five Fashion Portmanteaus

Murse (man + purse)

Jeggings (jeans + leggings)

Pewtest (pewter + vest)

Doodie (denim + hoodie)

Crants (crotchless + pants)

 

Five Public Toilet Nuisances

TP doesn’t roll out smoothly

Funky smell

Guy using the baby changing table to iron his slacks

Hand dryer blows

Larry Craig adopting a wide stance in the stall next to you

 

Five X-Rated Candy Bars

Milky Three Way

Toblerbone

Mallo D Cup

Buttfinger

3 Musketeers, 1 Cup