FIVE RANDOM FIVE

 

Five Misunderstood Condiments

Chutney

Capers

Tapenade

Wasabi

Chow Chow

 

Five Rarely Used Team Mascots

The Pomegranates

The Masseuses

The Kielbasas

The Surly Welshmen

The Priaprisms

 

Five Dog Breeds That Sound Snooty

Affenpinscher

Basenji

Brussels Griffon

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever

 

Five Toaster Faux Pas

More than one Pop Tart in single slot

Allowing Slenderman anywhere near it

Inserting tongue

Throwing it at toddlers

ANY fetish activity

 

Five Alarming Yet Completely Made Up Statistics

8 out of 10 teenagers have killed a neighbor

56% of postal carriers sneeze on the mail they deliver

¾ of U.S. homes are built on Native American burial grounds

11 million Americans think all maps are to scale

99 out of 100 farts are silent but deadly

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