Five First Date Conversation Killers
Story of redundant spleen removal
Euthanasia of elderly relatives
Scientology and/or Libertarianism
Grout
Costco-sized Lamisil supply in the back seat
Five Little Known Air Bud Sequels
Air Bud: Mixed Martial Arfs
Air Bud: Lord Stanley’s Pup
Air Bud: His Masters Tournament
Air Bud: Five for Biting
Air Bud: Closest to the Pinscher
Five People Whose Names I’ve Forgotten
My first girlfriend from 3rd grade
The lead singer of that band who opened for Pat Benatar (and the band as well)
My nanny
That woman in London on the roof of the youth hostel
All the guys who dated my mom (junior high and earlier)
Five New Days Of The Week I’d Like To See
Trendsday
Fritterday
Monkeyday
Nightday
The Weeknd
Five Video Game Character Fears
Fear of Italians – Donkey Kong
Fear of heights – Q*bert
Fear of Mike Tyson biting his ear off – Little Mac (Punch-Out!)
Fear of being voiced by Urkel – Sonic the Hedgehog
Fear of being enslaved by Keebler – Link (Legend of Zelda)
Tags: Air Bud, Donkey Kong, First Date, Keebler, Lamisil, Legend of Zelda, Libertarian, London, Pat Benatar, Phobias, Q*bert, Scientology, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sports, Urkel, Video Games
