FIVE RANDOM FIVE

 

Five Radio-Themed Songs

The Nightfly – Donald Fagen

Pilot Of The Airwaves – Charlie Dore

WOLD – Harry Chapin

Mohammed’s Radio – Warren Zevon 

Radio RadioElvis Costello

 

Five Things I Hope Scientists Never Find Give You Cancer

Chocolate

Sex

Comic Books

British comedies

Feeling superior to idiots

 

Five Reasons to Dislike College

Campus dining

The fraternities

Tenured professors who should have retired years ago

High cost of textbooks

Your roommates

 

Five Pepperidge Farm Cookies That Could Be Stripper Names

Bordeaux

Geneva

Verona

Pirouette

Montieri

 

Five Historical Smells

Black Death Plague Pyres, 1349

Genghis Khan’s beard, 1223

Mustard gas, WWI

Cardamom, Spice Routes, 40BC

Tyrannosaurus Fart, Cretaceous Period

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