Five Regrettable Macy’s Parade Balloons
Hitler’s Moustache – 1937
Rob Lowe Dancing with Snow White – 1989
Occupy Wall Street – 2012
Nixon with a metal detector – 1973
Brian Dunkelman – 2002
Five Little Known Thanksgiving Traditions
Stuffing the second cousin
The pardoning of the yams
Five Pilgrim Complaints
That boat was really cramped.
The New World smells like ass.
Those #@&% posers in Jamestown.
Buckle hats are soooo 1618!
Squanto and Myles Standish should just get a room, already!
Five Pie Injuries
Hot cobbler blisters
Crust in the eye
A la mode on the knee
Carpal tunnel rhubarb
Five Broadway Musicals for Turkeys
The Best Little Henhouse In Texas
A Chorus Brine
Joseph and the Technicolor Butterball
Giblets Over Broadway