FIVE RANDOM FIVE (Autumn Edition)

Five Other Things Christopher Columbus Discovered

Nutella

Vancouver

Himself at age 13

EDM

After five weeks on a cramped ship, 40 men begin to smell a bit gamey

 

Five Sounds Of Fall

Turkey shoots

Haunted houses

Football games

Punkin chunkin’

Leaves screaming as they die

 

Five Lesser Known General Mills Monster Cereals

Gargoyle Grape

Vanilla Yeti

Devils Food Demon

Sugarclops

Krispy Kraken

 

Five Homecoming Dance Faux Pas

Spiking the punch

Mouthing off at a chaperone

Stepping on your date’s toes

Making fun of the poor girls’ dresses

Attending even though you graduated in the 90s

 

Five Signs Your Halloween Costume Sucks

All the other kids laugh at you

You got it on sale at the Dollar Tree

You ran out of toilet paper for your mummy after wrapping only your shin

Everyone gives you extra candy because they feel sorry for you

My mom made it

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