FIVE RANDOM FIVE (90s Version)

Five Giant Sucking Sounds

Grunge music

Saturday Night Live since Mike Myers & Dana Carvey left

That bugg’n Big Mouth Billy Bass

The ending to Alien: Resurrection

Tie: NAFTA / Ross Perot

 

Five Women I’d Marry Immediately If They Asked

Ginger Spice

Baby Spice

Posh Spice

Scary Spice

Melissa Etheridge (sorry, Mel C)

 

Five Things I’ll Never Get Tired Of

Music Videos on MTV

1-800-COLLECT

Crystal Pepsi

My Geo Metro

The comic genius of Bill Cosby

 

Five Things That Have Kept Me Awake At Night

Mad Cow Disease

Unabomber

Rwanda

Milli Vanilli scandal

No more Calvin & Hobbes!!!!! (Seriously, Watterson, that’s wack!)

 

Five Ways My Tamagotchi Died

Neglect

Dropped it in the garbage disposal

Dog ate it

Natural causes (as far as you know)

Laughing its freakin’ ass off at that knockoff beeotch Giga Pet

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