Storm Frontin’

I know it’s a dangerous tropical storm and all but is it actually within human nature to take anything named Earl as a serious meteorological threat?

“Hi, y’all. I’ll be destroyin’ your beachfront property right directly here. Hope y’all don’t mind or nothin’. T’ain’t my fault, really.  S’what we hurricanes do, y’know. I really don’t wanna be all destructive and whatnot. I’m just trying to be a better storm. My name is Earl.”

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