Suddenly very irritated that I don’t know how to pronounce edamame. Long a? Short a? Is it mame like the musical or is that final e like in Beyoncé? Yes, I have only a vague awareness of what the hell edamame is but the not knowing how to pronounce it is really eating me up. Look it up online? No, that would be cheating. I’d rather let the guilt and shame eat me alive from within as fitting punishment for my ignorance. I’m complicated like that.