Mothers Of Invective

Okay, think back. Remember when I was six and I cried because I forgot to get you a present for your birthday and you sat me down and told me I never had to get you anything ever because – and I quote – “You are the most precious gift I could ever ask for!”

Well, that’s why you didn’t get a Mother’s Day card today. So get off my back, old woman!

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