FIVE RANDOM FIVE

Five Band Names That Could Be Diseases

Badfinger

Blackfoot

Wet Willie

Prefab Sprout 

Wang Chung

 

Five Historical Superfreaks

Catherine the Great

Dolley Madison

Anna Freud

Sacagawea

Nefertiti

 

Five Relationship Dealbreakers

He owns a ferret

She plays the kazoo constantly

He keeps erotic picture of his mom in his wallet

She dresses like Vicki, the robot girl from “Small Wonder”

He/she keeps his/her ex chained up in the basement 

 

Five Lies On My Resumé 

Debate Club President, High School

Intern, Universal Studios, Florida

Original Ramses the Ram, UNC Mascot

Stand-In for John C. Reilly, Stepbrothers

Inventor of Pop Rocks

 

Five “Scooby Doo” Secret Character Fears

Fear that the Mystery Machine will get carjacked (Velma)

Fear that Velma will hit on her (Daphne)

Fear that Shaggy will run out of snacks & eat them (Scooby & Scrappy)

Fear that he will be portrayed by Freddie Prinze, Jr. (Fred)

Fear that no one else can hear Scooby talk but him (Shaggy)

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