I don’t know for a fact. I mean, I can’t say with 100% certainty. It’s like how you may have never actually eaten head cheese but you can tell just by looking at it that it is the most unappetizing offal you will never put in your mouth. Still, you’ve never tried it so you can’t honestly say but somehow, based on experience and gut reaction, you just know you will hate it.
All that’s to say I just saw an ad for what appears to be a evening of a capella music and it occurs to me that I don’t think there exists a more precise embodiment of what I would consider hell on earth than this nauseatingly upbeat Up With People hipster crap.
Of course, I haven’t seen it. Still. I just know I’ll hate it.