Five Women I’d Marry Immediately If They Asked
Five Overrated Things
Fan theories about TV shows
Five Historical Goats
Archduke Francis Ferdinannie
Alexander the Gruff
Billie the Kid
Five Good Reasons Not To Tip
You were seated next to the kitchen.
The wait staff was abusive.
Your entrée was still mooing.
The check was written in blood and, when read aloud, summoned several demons that tortured and killed your family.
It’s an outmoded practice that deserves scorn, derision and active rejection.
Five Things I’ll Never Say
This head cheese is phat yumptious!
Bartender, could you change the channel to TLC?
What this song needs is another rap breakdown.
‘Sup, bro? Check out my man-bun.
I bet that new James Bond movie passes the Bechdel test!