Next, Please

Why are we still talking about it? Who the hell cares? I was bored with them before they started sucking up all that unnecessary media time.

Basically, here’s ten people, places & things I’m completely sick of…

Hurricane Joaquin

Selfies with Other People (Seriously, it’s a stupid name. You take a photo of you and your friends and you call it a “selfie.” Shouldn’t “selfie” refer to a picture you take of YOU? A picture you take of you and your pals should be called an “Ussie.”)

Your Fantasy Football Line-Up

Pope Frenzy

Black Hamburgers

New Late Night Hosts (ho hum – still miss the old guys)

VW Emissions Scandal

Doritos Haters

Latte Foam Art

Donald Trump, his stupid hair, his so-called presidential campaign and pretty much anything that comes out of his festering piehole.

Yes, please, I’ve had up to here with the whole lot of you.  Please deposit your 15 minutes at the same door you should not let you hit you on the ass as you leave through it.

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