No Love

According to a government study, students who took part in sexual abstinence programs were just as likely to have sex as those who did not. Basically, this means the nearly $176 million the federal government spends annually on abstinence-until-marriage education may be wasted.

Say, I got an idea. You want to keeps kids from having sex? Give ’em braces, glasses, make ’em join the chess club, read comic books, play D&D and watch sci fi. No one will even give them a glance sexually.

Hey, it worked for me! (And you’re welcome, federal government! You can make the $176 million check out to Sparky MacMillan)

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