Ten Random Things That Have Kept Me Awake At Night

My student debt

The 2016 election (seriously, one of the jokers will be our next president)

How can I get more Twitter followers?

Sharks

My doctor’s appointment next week.

Why does somebody keep paying Adam Sandler to make movies?

Blue bell ice cream is back.

Ronda Rousey kicking my ass

Will I get into a decent fantasy football league this year?

Some scientists think the universe is not real and that our reality is just a simulacrum created by robots. Honestly, how the hell am I supposed to sleep when I think I could be watched by a bunch of omniscient robot gods?

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