The Name Lame 2015

Nameberry, the baby name website, has released the most popular baby names for the first half of 2015. Now let me say, what with the preponderance of hip Gen X names likes Britney and Madison and Blane and Shane and Trane and all, I’d kind of given up hope that any kid born after 1995 would have a name that wasn’t going to get his or her arse kicked at recess. Nonetheless, I’m honestly at a loss for what’s going on here.

See for yourself.

Girls:

  1. Selfie
  2. Anaconda
  3. Gone Girl
  4. Roku
  5. Sochi
  6. Ebola
  7. Maleficent
  8. Nae Nae
  9. Spotify
  10. Candy Crush

Boys:

  1. Groot
  2. Magic Mike
  3. Sharknado
  4. American Ninja
  5. Smaug
  6. Trump
  7. Batman
  8. Bro
  9. Pharrell
  10. Dude

Do we need a law, people? I’m thinking, yeah, maybe we do.

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