The Giving Freak

Can dairy products ever honestly be an adequate eighteenth birthday gift? No, I didn’t think so.  Thus it behooved me to say to my Aunt Dana on that momentous occasion, “Take back your friggin’ cheese-of-the-month subscription, women, and get me a hooker!” Not proud of that but, seriously, what was she thinking?!

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